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suga
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Some great quotes from Ralph Wiggum's Book of Wisdom
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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Thu May 08, 2008 6:56 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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A Cartman quote
~Eric Cartman
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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strange... for the first time in many, many years, we watched about 5 minutes of a South Park episode. And it was that episode. Though it was later in the show.
It also got so freakin' retarded we changed channels.
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Rinox
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The latest South Park episodes range from genius to retarded, so I can imagine you feel that way. This one, however, was pretty good.
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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sounds like I need to not watch south park again, then.
- Yogi Berra
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derf
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On the topic of baseball, Vernon Law:
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."
That's one of my favourite easily.
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6347 Location: Estonia
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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
Pierre Corneille
When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.
Pierre Corneille
To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
Pierre Corneille, 'The Cid,' 1636
When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
Pierre Corneille, Le Cid (1637)
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Peltz
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That was me, for some reason i wasnt logged in.
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Mon May 19, 2008 8:11 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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heh. Too bad bathing doesn't last.
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Peltz
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_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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yea, this is a poem, not a quote. But screw it. It's also not talk like a pirate day, but screw that too.
| | | | Quote: Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest— Drink and the devil had done for the rest— The mate was fixed by the bos'n's pike, The bos'n brained with a marlin spike, And Cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped By fingers ten; And there they lay, All good dead men Like break-o'-day in a boozing-ken— Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men of the whole ship's list— Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!— The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore— And the scullion he was stabbed times four. And there they lay, And the soggy skies Dripped all day long In upstaring eyes— In murk sunset and at foul sunrise— Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark— Ten of the crew had the Murder mark— 'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead, Or a yawing hole in a battered head— And the scuppers glut with a rotting red And there they lay— Aye, damn my eyes— All lookouts clapped On paradise— All souls bound just contrariwise— Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em good and true— Every man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew— There was chest on chest full of Spanish gold, With a ton of plate in the middle hold, And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there, That had took the plum, With sightless glare And their lips struck dumb, While we shared all by the rule of thumb— Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through the stern light screen— Chartings no doubt where a woman had been!— A flimsy shift on a bunker cot, With a thin dirk slot through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot. Oh was she wench… Or some shuddering maid…? That dared the knife— And took the blade! By God! she was stuff for a plucky jade— Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest— Drink and the devil had done for the rest— We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight— With a Yo-Heave-Ho! And a fare-you-well! And a sullen plunge In the sullen swell, Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
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Derelict by Young Ewing Allison in 1901
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Family guy quotes
| | | | Quote: Stewie: Brian, did you see Revenge of the Sith? Brian: Yeah, I saw part of it. Stewie: Why does Emperor Palpatine have a desk? Brian: Huh? Stewie: In that scene where Yoda comes in and they're about to have that big fight, Emperor Palpatine clearly gets up from his desk. I'm just saying, what does he...what does he need a desk for? Brian: Who the hell cares? Stewie: I'm just saying, it's weird. I mean, like, what was he doing at his desk right before Yoda walked in? What was he doing? Was he doing paperwork? Was he, like, "Uh Yoda, what do you need, and will it take longer than five minutes? I'm absolutely swamped. These requisition forms for new TIE fighters have to be down to Debbie in accounting by six or Nute Gunray is gonna pitch a tent in my waiting room." | | | | |
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