to use these analogies in ones essay!

http://www.tickld.com/x/21-actual-analo ... -8-is-gold

To call customer service with this problem..

I really liked the creativity in some of the analogies.

To use Team Fortress 2 fan art in ones Documentary..

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/russia ... 0-6422158/

To define bibliography as holy geography

.. to change my steam language to italian while i'm playing a game!

Let me elaborate on that. The store page is in english, the friends list is in english. Except the activity and community and profile and some other which are for some unknown reason in italian.

Good to see you're learning new languages

I would blame Derf though. Or Ox.

... to do a flip in a life boat!!

To cut down a tree in order to replace it with a picture of a tree.

..to keep 22billion dollars in ones house. A drug kingpin in Mexico was busted and this is what they found in his house. (Use translate to english function if using Chrome).

http://newrezume.org/news/2014-10-26-5705

daaaaaaamn

I wonder where that $22billion went. Probably into the pockets of various politicians. That one raid could fund massive anti-cartel operations, expanded social services, anything. That's a ridiculous amount of money.

I'm no Mexican crime lord, but I know enough about economics to know that keeping that much cash around is just retarded on multiple levels. Almost anything he would have done with it would have been better than to just have it lie there. Goes to show that you may be a badass drug lord, but not necessarily smart.