This horror movie scenario would scare me a lot more than a guy in a hockey mask holding a chainsaw.

I think we are soon appoaching the need for Funny Stuff III thread. But here's a story from Tales from the Trenches website, enjoy.

http://trenchescomic.com/
08/14/2014

My tale involves a large company that sold a market leading flight simulation game. A new version had been released and I was working in the call centre that provided support for it. I got a call from an elderly gentleman who was very annoyed at the new version. He explained at length that he had played the previous version of the game and had flown all over the world.

From looking at his call history I remembered taking a call from him before, when he was complaining that a particular airport had four runways in the game when in reality it had two. He had been there, in the flesh and had seen only two runways. I had looked the airport up on the internet and discovered the airport had only just finished the two new runways before the game was released.

This game attracted a particular kind of gamer.

The reason for his annoyance this time was that the new versions graphics were awful. The screen was blurry and the colours were all wrong. I started with the display drivers, they were fine. I checked his monitor settings, all good. We un-installed and re-installed the game. No difference.

Nothing I tried seemed to fix it. He grew more and more irate, declaring that he had flown in World War 2 and how could we sell a game that was worse than the previous version?

I was about to give up and escalate it when there was silence on the other end of the line.

“Sir, are you still there?”

“Um.. I’m terribly sorry, young man, but I appear to be wearing the wrong glasses…”

Here's a funny comment on a Civilization 4 soundtrack Baba Yetu.

When the designer/architect has a message for you!

Just read this:

[R.I.P] Sylvester Stallone Died in a Horrible Car Accident!
his driver was drunk did'nt saw truck
BBC-NEWS-TODAY.TRUSTEDSITEBD.COM

If you're going to create fake things, start brushing up your English!

While driving down the highway should one notice that the lady driving in front of them has switched on her car's windscreen wipers,
even though it is not raining, one should pay attention because she's about to change the lane.

I mean seriously, what the fu*k is wrong with people.