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lol @ peace treaty with concept on terrorism. That's both hilarious and rather depressing.

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I don't think I posted this yet

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haha, that's good stuff. One thing though: ending a sentence with a proposition isn't really bad grammar.

http://dictionary.reference.com/help/fa ... e/g30.html

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The real question is... was it bad grammar in 1942?

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that's like British comedy or something. I know it's not, but regardless, BOO! :roll:

Personally, buying condoms does not embarrass me, nor did it ever. If nothing else, I was just smiling the whole time. Buying tampons, however, is a different story.

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Haha, I don't mind it as much as that guy in the clip, but still not something I would like to shout over the counter. :roll: Buying them, eh. having to ask for them cause they're stocked behind the counter, lame.

I knew a guy who needed condoms asap when he was living in Scotland and went to the late-night supermarket there. He put the condoms down at the cash register, and semi-panicked and went "shit I have to get something else to mask this a little" and grabbed some of the candy they typically keep at the cash register. Problem was, it was a 'kinder egg', basically a hollow chocolate egg with a kid's toy in it. The guy at the register was looking at him really funny. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

(in Dutch and German, Kinder means 'child(ren)', which makes it even creepier)

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Yea, I'm familiar with Kinder eggs. They featured prominently in my childhood.

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Yeah, same here. Now I look at that stuff at the cash register and think "god that's a lot of money for a small chocolate egg with a shitty toy in it". Haha! Relatively speaking of course. I can easily buy a Kinder Egg. Lots of them!! Big pimpin' etc.

But so yeah, you can understand the look the cashier gave the guy.

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Big pimpin with kinder eggs? I should make a necklace out of them to wear in my next rap video.

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WWII-era anti-VD posters. A whole lot more: http://www.medicalbillingschool.org/blo ... da-posters

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