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That is the biggest pansy dog I've ever seen. Man. I bet that cat caused some serious pain in the past.

Lol at idiot hooligan. I'm guessing the player was penalized for kicking him?

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Yeah. The goalkeeper was sent off (red card), the worst penalty you can get during a game. The referee said he had to give him the red card, not because he defended himself but because he kept kicking the loser hooligan when he was down. As a reaction, the goalkeeper's team coach was enraged andcalled in his players and the game was suspended.

Now the disciplinary commission must make a decision on whether the game should be replayed or not, and on what kind of suspension the goalkeeper will face (can vary from none at all to a few games to months). I'm expecting them to clear the goalkeeper and have the game replayed from the current score and time (1-0, 37th minute).

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Oopsis, mighty slippery there.

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Well the text is not work safe.


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Isn't progress grand? And lol @ self-birth.

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Seems like you've fallen victim to Damnlol peltz... I must waste 90% of my life on there!

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I'd eat that burger. I'm not afraid.

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I would definitely chow down on the dark side burger. Why they called it "Dark Vador" instead of...y'know... Darth Vader... I don't know. Stupid French-speaking, waffle-eating Belgians. :roll:

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