Two cowboys in a bar:
"Have you heard about the new sex position? It's called the sex rodeo."
"No I haven't. How does it work?"
"Well you climb on top of your wife, You grab her boobs and whisper in her ear, "Darling your boobs are almost as nice as your sisters." And then you time how long you can hold on to her boobs."

I've heard variations of that. Grab her hair and call her by your ex-girlfriend's name.

Somehow, I think most of these with end with a form of penis fracture.

You of course heard of the neutrino breakthrough (re: other thread), but did you hear about the Italian minister for scientific research releasing a bizarre press statement that, as a stand-out issue, highlights the Italian contribution to the (non-existing, of course) tunnel (!) between the CERN labs in Switzerland and a lab in central Italy? The entire press statement betrays an appaling lack of understanding of physics and testing.

http://cassandralegacy.blogspot.com/201 ... r-and.html

Ah, Italy, where ministers don't actually even have to pretend to be competent and the prime minister is fucking girls left and right and shaming the country every month or so.

High culture from the Netherlands

Satis can you call that army buddy of yours and tell him we have a target for that surgical nuclear strike.

I did hear about the idiot Italian minister and the secret lab tunnel.

zomg @ the Netherlands. Nuclear strike incoming. The only way to be sure is to nuke it from orbit.

In honor of the re-re-rerelease of Star Wars (this time on blue ray where Han shot himself), some Japanese railway cars are being retrofitted with light sabers.

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/09/ ... s-blu-ray/

wow... ok. Crazy Australians.

Wow.

that beer better have cocaine in it.