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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Estonia
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Two cowboys in a bar: "Have you heard about the new sex position? It's called the sex rodeo." "No I haven't. How does it work?" "Well you climb on top of your wife, You grab her boobs and whisper in her ear, "Darling your boobs are almost as nice as your sisters." And then you time how long you can hold on to her boobs."
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Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:16 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I've heard variations of that. Grab her hair and call her by your ex-girlfriend's name.
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Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:18 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Somehow, I think most of these with end with a form of penis fracture.
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:41 am |
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Rinox
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Re: Funny Stuff II
You of course heard of the neutrino breakthrough (re: other thread), but did you hear about the Italian minister for scientific research releasing a bizarre press statement that, as a stand-out issue, highlights the Italian contribution to the (non-existing, of course) tunnel (!) between the CERN labs in Switzerland and a lab in central Italy? The entire press statement betrays an appaling lack of understanding of physics and testing. http://cassandralegacy.blogspot.com/201 ... r-and.htmlAh, Italy, where ministers don't actually even have to pretend to be competent and the prime minister is fucking girls left and right and shaming the country every month or so.
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:48 am |
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Rinox
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Re: Funny Stuff II
High culture from the Netherlands
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:12 pm |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Satis can you call that army buddy of yours and tell him we have a target for that surgical nuclear strike.
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:21 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I did hear about the idiot Italian minister and the secret lab tunnel. zomg @ the Netherlands. Nuclear strike incoming. The only way to be sure is to nuke it from orbit.
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:19 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
In honor of the re-re-rerelease of Star Wars (this time on blue ray where Han shot himself), some Japanese railway cars are being retrofitted with light sabers. http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/09/ ... s-blu-ray/
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Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:28 pm |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:18 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:50 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
wow... ok. Crazy Australians.
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Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:52 pm |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:15 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Wow.
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Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:03 am |
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Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:57 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
that beer better have cocaine in it.
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