Holy crap that trailer looks cool. A minigun attached to a motorcycle jumping out of a fire? Hell yeah!

lolz... that movie is going to be sooooo bad. But hey, whatever. More power to them!

I'd fuck Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsey Lohan... though I'd have to wear protection... maybe double on Lindsey. menage a quatre ftw

That's a very old (and paintbrushed) picture of Lohan. She doesn't look that good now. However, I have to be realistic, I'd still do her.

Off course the film is gonna be bad. But that's what makes it fun.

Lohan was smoking when she was younger, in her late teens. She had some might curves back then and a pretty face. These days she seems completely hollowed out fropm too much partying and drug and alcohol abuse.

Behold...Lohan now, and Lohan at 18

I think the left one is just a bad picture. Of course, she has lots of those. I mean, the head wrap that makes her look like a cancer survivor, plus the top that squishes her boobs flat... those two alone would make anyone look bad.

To an extent yes, but also

- she clearly lost a lot of weight (compare her waist/stomach on both pics), which in Hollywood (and women's mags) may seem like a good thing but in reality doesn't always do wonders for a woman's beauty
- her skin looks...damaged. At least for a 23-yrd old.

She's just totally physically worn down...pretty sad at that young age.

Well, here's a pic of her from 2007. I don't think she looks too bad.



and 2010


I think she looks fine

until you look at the groin area


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told you you'd get aidz

2 words:

doggy style

(or blow job, that works as well)

lolz. BJ FTW!

Though I must say that I'm confused as to how doggie style will keep you from getting AIDS.

Satis being the typical ignorant American again. Everyone knows you can't get AIDS as long as you take a shower afterwards! Like, duuuh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm

(He actually became president 2-3 years later)

lol, genius. That's ok, stupid people like that take themselves out of the gene pool. Though they tend to reproduce. But then their stupid kids kill themselves off in diamond wars, so in the end, it'll all be okay.

I don't know...this guy, Zuma, showed some monumental stupidity with that AIDS remark (in a country where AIDS rates soar and campaigns are ubiquitous), yet he managed to become the president of South Africa and has 3 wives and 20 children (he's a polygamist). So much for gene pool improvement.

Genetics has a way of always throwing up anomalies here and there.

E.g. Sarah Palin, who almost became VP of the US.

Looking at the relative success of some of the Tea Party's candidates even the presidency isn't out of the question. Fucking Tea Party.