I have taken off for a week or two before but I had pneumonia. So I don't feel to bad for that considering the doctor wanted me in the hospital (instead I had to go into the doctor to get checked out every day - but that was still cheaper than the hospital bill would have been.)

Hey, we've got to have something to do between our excessively long holidays.

Hehe, damned Europeans. Makes me want to move there. Not England though... too oppressive for my tastes.

Ah, I realise my post sounded like I'd do this in any toilet - not true, only my own toilet or the one at work, because only one person can be in there at a time.

The only time I'd use a toilet to take a call would be say at a club, or otherwise noisy place, and I needed to answer a call and be able to hear the other person. Assuming the toilet is closer than outside.

Personally, I don't see it as a big problem; infact I love making a fart sound when my GF is on the phone because we laugh about it together!

that's so romantic

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that that was a little twisted. I was like "so it's normal to fart loudly near your girlfriend and have a laugh about it? SCORE!" Now I am sad again. But strangely reassured.

Haha, it depends on your girlfriend

My girlfriend is... well awesome, basically - She'll talk about how good taking a shit feels, how good it was to see some woman get ragged about in a porno, fart and be proud of the smell etc etc.

I'm just waiting for the day she turns around and tells me she's a lesbian, but hey - you can only surf while there's a wave right?!

No problem. Then you can do a trio with her girlfriend. You know all lesbians are really bi-curious.

She was the one that registered on a sex website to find us a partner!

heh, I hear Craig's List is great for that kind of thing, but I don't know if that exists in Europe or not.

Sounds like a regular manly woman there, Mole.

Yeah, a true lady.