I put some pics up from our recent Niagara Falls trip here: http://clankiller.com/stuff/Niagara2010/index.php

The two videos at the end don't work...not entirely sure why. I don't really have time to deal with it now... I'll fix it eventually. In the meantime, you can get to them directly via the links here:

http://clankiller.com/stuff/Niagara2010/items/vid1.wmv
http://clankiller.com/stuff/Niagara2010/items/vid2.wmv

I wish I had pictures of me crab dancing with one of the asian chicks.

Might I add we started off the trip drink at about 9 in the morning while waiting for our plane in the Dallas Airport. When asked by Canadian Customs why we were entering into Canada Satis replied "to drink." The customs officer had very little humor. It was an amazing trip filled with lots of fun. So many stories to tell, like when some guy started to give the sister of Satis some issues at the club and Satis replied, " I'll break your legs" to the guy, followed by the guy later bitching to me about Satis (I had no idea what was going on at the time, for my reply, "that is my boyfriend and I f-in Kill you." Haha, guess in our families you don't mess around. (No we had no clue what all was said until we discussed it later. And Security removed the guy from the club very quickly after that.)

lol...customs officials have a notoriously bad sense of humor. I'm always tempted to reply with something outrageous when they ask if you have anything to report, like "I think I left my gun in the plane seat" or "yeah I hate black people and plan to kill your president, or whatever. But I KNOW that'll just end up with me being blacklisted, detained and/or cavity searched so it's probably not the best of ideas. I guess drinking is frowned upon but not gonna land you in jail.

And ugh, I hate those types of club dudes. Sounds like a total loser.

Nice pics btw! *me makes no comment about Satis' sister * No but seriously, is she tiny or is her boyfriend just tall? Or both? They make for an odd couple btw, not bad, just odd. Compared to them you guys look completely normal. I never knew the water at Niagara falls was so clear...good stuff. And I am somewhat surprised that you did not violate the statue, the more because it was Tesla!

Also, I think you could make a slideshow of cut-outs from Satis' eyes during that night for a drinking prevention campaign.

Yea, I grabbed the statue's crotch, I'll admit it. I just didn't post the pic, I guess. And yea, I was pretty tore up.

Regarding my sister, she's probably around 5'6", a few inches shorter than me. (165cm I think).

The boyfriend is pretty tall, I believe 6'3''. Convert yourself since I am lazy sorry. And you know we molested the statue! The water was very clear and cold (judging by the massive temperature difference near the waterline.)

Yea, as you approached the water from a street up the hills, the temperature literally dropped 10-20degrees. (fahrenheit). The first night, we were comfortable up in the streets, but near the water it was freakin' cold.

For a moment I thought you said 10-20 C°

So i'm guessing the heavy drinking was mostly restricted to te club and hotel?

and the sushi restaurant with the sake bombs.

a friend came through with more pics of our Canadian adventures. Here is a pic of me with the asian bachelorette paty. Pure awesome.

^ classic!

Yeah, that's one for the books. Show this picture to someone without additional info and they'll go 'what the...'

Especially with the word "Naughty" clearly visible on the ribbons.

Some pics of our garden and our picnic table with all the bottle caps.

http://clankiller.com/stuff/garden5may10/index.php

Not sure how much you care, but Ox strikes me as the horticultural type. Maybe just a whore. Something like that.

And oh, how much time did it take to get that table done? Must have been hours.