jeez man. Though I agree about snowman genitalia. Did I ever tell the story about the snow man we built in Korea while I was in the army? We made it fully anatomically correct. In fact, I was pleasuring it orally when a new female lieutenant walked out of the ready room. She took one look at what I was doing, then immediately turned around and went back inside.

Anyway, pictures! I recently bought a snow board and got it yesterday. I'll be buying boots and bindings this weekend... then it's just a matter of finding a hill with snow.

Does that snowboard say "lamer"? Hehehe. Cool stuff though, but I'm not really sure how much you'll be able to actually use it around Texas. When you're not having a freak winter like this year I mean.

Also, hah @ female officer. Couldn't she just bully the crap outta you as an officer? That's like, 3 ranks above you? Dunno why she would feel threatened by you sucking snowman dick, anyway.

She was a noob, fresh out of wherever she came from. She was basically a recent college grad and this was her first time in the real world. And the board says Lamar, which is the manufacturer. Ya bastard.

Obviously I plan on making a trip to some place with snow. Texas doesn't get very snowy, nor is my area of it very hilly. I'm thinking a 4 day weekend in February.

Heres the snowman i built for my brothers daugther. It was back in Nov, 2009 though, the snow here at the moment is like a frozen cement.

I used leaves for eyes, carrot for nose, a branch for mouth and i think a pair of fir cones for brows.

EDIT: removed the picture.