hah...if it's too loud, you're too old! You pansy bastard.
Though I can understand... I'm not too fond of most people... but some people I can hang out with a lot. Even ones I'm not sleeping with.
re: the sex thing... you get in trouble for having sex with anyone you have a work relationship with. And if you could use rank (yours or theirs) for un-toward influence... ie, screwing an officer to get promotions faster. On the other hand, they could care less about sleeping with the locals, as long as you didn't bring them back to the barracks. And it was ok to sleep with air force chicks too, same rule about bringing them home.