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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Maybe you should drink less when trying to score... or did you start drinking after you failed?
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:00 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Hehe, I was already drinking before talking to her but I really let loose afterwards yeah. She didn't seem very interested and the other girl I liked there was gone so...what the hell.
It was a real pretty girl tbh, my drunken ramblings notwithstanding. Kinda short, average build with big dark eyes and dyed blonde hair. Not bimbo-dyed For some reason her face reminded me of a duckling. A really hot one.
Disclaimer: I have never engaged in any obscene behavior with a duckling
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:54 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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lol, Duckling. So you didnt score with some chick? So what? There's plenty more ducklings in the lake.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:05 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lmao
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:24 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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hehe, go Ox! Just do the freak approach....
go to a bar
go up to every girl
ask them if they wanna fuck
if they slap you, move on to the next one
guaranteed you'll get laid. Just don't have any standards.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:30 am |
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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you could always do satis' tactic and get em good and drunk first.
_________________ I LUV everybody until they piss me off.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:59 am |
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RB
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Btw, I hate them too. Many of them are such soulless liars that one m could hardly achieve that level. Sometimes I adore gays. They can let their feelings life with full breath. All I had from girls for now is just suppresion of too much feelings in order not to get too great crap on the end.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:15 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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hmmm....in response to Shiny, yes, you could use my patented Satis tactic of getting the woman intoxicated. It works. I always reason that a woman never does anything she doesn't want to when she's drunk... it just lets her release those feelings more easily.
As for g... there're cool chicks and there're bishes. I've always liked the cool chicks.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:37 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Weren't you the one telling me that getting girls drunk wasn't a good way to do things? No matter, I'll just carry on the way I'm doing. Being extremely cool and intelligent (not to mention strong) it's only a matter of time before I score a good girl. Not some random party girl (not that they're always a bad thing).
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:50 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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random sex is fun
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:26 am |
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RB
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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In "good chicks" can believe someone who lives out of lands that experience famine. What I can see here is that even sluts are more fair than others: they tell what they wish and what they give. Many of other ones just expect you to know what they wish and to give them that before they consider what they will give. After that they call it feelings... if they accidently think you will be able to give them that for the rest of life, they try to manage a marriage. If you kick ass of such one when you get sick of her, she tells to everyone you do not have feelings. To the next bf too. And he has even to pay to hear it and to have chance to say he is different (read fool). In rule - where is money, there are girls. No matter how drunk, ugly and stupid you are, or how much do you stik.
Well sometimes i really adore gays. There may still be true love, as males are those who have to earn money, so they are not supposed to have money-interest in each other.
Yeah, so great story. Should write it down and sell as a love roman.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:45 am |
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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_________________ I LUV everybody until they piss me off.
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:49 pm |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3335 Location: Belgium
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_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
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