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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm
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Location: Sexy Town
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 Churchgoers Live Longer
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
Posts: 3956
Location: Amsterdam
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Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
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ElevenBravo
King
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm
Posts: 1976
Location: Sexy Town
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Whats more boring, going to church 1 hour a week or rotting in a coffin? When your dead Ill come visit you to keep you company. 
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
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Location: On a slope
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hmmm...let's do some math
1 hr / week * 52 weeks / year == 52 hours / year
52 hours /year * 70 years (average life expectancy, roughly) = 3640 hours
3640 hours = 151 days =~ 6 months.
so, of the 1.8 - 3.1 years you gain, you really only gain 1.1 - 2.5 years, not including travel time.
now, in 3640 Sunday hours, I can drink probaby 3 beers per hour, so 10,920 beers == 1,820 six-packs == 455 cases.
so, as elementary level beer math dictates
455 cases of beer > 2.5 years of additional life
thus, everyone should quit going to church and start drinking beer on Sunday. Or, at least, start drinking a little bit earlier.
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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derf
Minor Diety
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Location: Centre of the sun
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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ElevenBravo
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Location: Sexy Town
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm
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Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Games to complete:
GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!)
Fallout 3 [50%]
Rock Band [35%]
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pevil
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Arathorn
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Location: Amsterdam
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Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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