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Ok heres the story.

I live in apartments. Each apartment has its own parking space, with the concrete bump painted yellow and a number of the apartment on the concrete.

Everyone in the apartment respects everyone's parking spot, there never is a problem with someone parking in your spot.
One time, someone had parked in our neighbors spot and he went beating on everyone’s door asking if they had company because someone was parked in his spot.

In the apartment lease contract it says no one is allowed to park in your spot other than you or you can have the car towed.
Last night we all went out to the bar, got drunk, and a hoot of a time and came back home about 3 am. Well, when I pull in there is a White Honda Accord parked in our spot. Im drunk, so I get pissed. I pull up right behind the car and start honking. My wife is telling me to just go park somewhere else and shes getting mad because Im honking. So I park somewhere else.

I then get a pen and paper, write down there license plate number and write them a note " Dont park in our spot again or we will tow your ass!" and I underline ass. Slide in under the windshield wiper and got to bed.

My wife goes to the store this morning and she finds a loving key mark on the side of her car going from the drivers side door over the gas tank door down to the back of the car.... so I call the cops.

Cops get out there, ask me some questions. I give them the white Hondas license plate. The cop was telling me I should press charges. I don’t think I got a case because no one saw her do it.

A cop lives across from us. He said I should have called him to have it towed.

Anyway that’s my story. The lady " I say lady because guys dont key cars, they normally break windows" lucky I didn’t go through with my plan to let all the air out of her tires.(My wife talked me out of it)

End of story.

PS. Does anyone know how to look up license plate numbers on the Internet for free?

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Hmm, that's pretty fucked up shit 11b, I hope you find that dork and scare the heck out of their ass. And do something to their car, too. :) And the worst part prolly is that you kinda let them off the hook the night before and that they still acted shitty like that.

Anyway, I hope your wife's car wasn't brand new. (that's about the only bright side I can see in this ;) )

Is the parking lot only accesible to appartment owners? Like, is it in the building basement or a closed compound you need a key to? If so, your list of suspects would narrow down a good bit, obviously. And can't help ya on the license plate thing...but I guess one of the other Americans here should know more about that than me.

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wait... you were driving drunk? well, i loose all sympathy for you then. Sure it shouldn't have been done, but driving drunk is just plain stupid.

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that is very nasty. Totally agree with you Satis, true cowardice.

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shit, that scratch is far worse than i imagined. fuckers, no respect :evil:

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