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J
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J, why do you have issues with the poisoning?
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J
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Well you have this unimaginably powerfull ninja-monk-dude, that is already 1000 years old, or at least very very old. A real superhuman being. And he dies due to a simple poisoning? A guy that's 1000 years old must be immune to diseases and poisons if you ask me. See it in an ad&d perspective: a 20th level monk gets wholeness of body or something which makes him immune to such stuff. I just found it hard to believe he'd be so easy to kill.
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Lol, satis, it was a li'l joke cuz Pev told me what shiny said on the way home and she hinted to me about the tortoise, so i figured i'd type it in 
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I still have no idea what you're talking about. 
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Pai Mei is a little bitch.
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J
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quote shiny: "someone is looking yummt on the bed"
"someone" = turtoise (is the joke)
conclusion: shiny is having a relation with the turtle .. or something
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J
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What's that?
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Franny
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umm...wtf?
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some sorta c++ thing. Beats me, I have no clue why he attached it.
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Maybe it's a command to get turtles to have sex in C++.
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wow I look this over again and I have people talking about my having relations with turtles and tortoises. Sad, sad group. Not the least bit funny, see I can laugh at myself and all but that is simply not the slightest bit funny. If many people have to make a go at explaning it than it's not an effective joke. Sad brains make sad jokes.
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  Conclusion: Mole isn't getting any so now starts wild fantasies about other people's sexlife?
And yes, it was a very very bad joke. From now on mole will be known as badjoke.
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I still get the feeling when watching the movie that it was meant to be one movie, and that since it turned out so long, they cut it in half and smoothened the edges a bit. Btw, i'm aware that indeed this is the case, but i feel it when watching the movie, and that bothers me a bit.
Like in the second part, it seemed to me sometimes that it was really made in a hurry to end the movie. In the first movie, it takes a very long time before she gets Lucy Liu. In the second one, she's strugling again, and then suddenly the 2 remaining villains get brought together, she kills him so less work for Uma.
So what i mean is: the build-up is rather intense, she takes some time to progress on her 'kill-list', and then suddenly it's like the rollercoaster goes down to take speed to the big finale, but the ride is over so fast that you get a bit of an unsatisfied feeling. Well that's just my view of it of course.
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Don't get me wrong, i liked the movies, but it wasn't the masterpiece i was hoping for.
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