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Ok, here's the contents of a junk email i got, I found them rather amusing.

Become the best guy.....
.....for her


Cialis, more and better that Viagra !
Cialis starts working faster than Viagra, sometimes in 16 minutes, and
lasts 24 hours or more. In contrast, Viagra usually works for only four
hours after an hour's delay.

As with Viagra, 80% of men with erectile disfunction are able to achieve
an erection with the help of Cialis and three out of four are able to
achieve sexual intercourse. But in a survey, devoted to Cialis, 59% of
previously impotent men were still able to have sex 36 hours after
taking it.

The reason is that the body takes four times as long to get rid of
Cialis than to eliminate Viagra. The half-life of Viagra (time for blood
levels to fall for 50%) is 4 hours compared to 17 hours for Cialis. That
means that 25% of a Cialis dose is still present in the body after 35
hours, and 12.5% after more than 50 hours. It also means that Cialis
will be accumulated in the body if taken regularly.

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I've read somewhere that a couple divorced because since the guy was beginning to take viagra, his sexual hunger was too much for the woman and she felt he was harassing her. So she went to court and got her divorce. Experts expect a lot more problems and divorces in the future.

Anyway, in my mail-adress this junk stuff immediately gets deleted, i don't even bother to read it anymore.

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lol i was surprised when mole read that out to me earlier, he usually just deletes them too. Maybe he's not telling me something...


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Yeah, maybe he orders the viagra?

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I just knew that this would happen. and i knew pev would bloody start it.

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Then why start the topic? Unless you wanted her to find something out ..

Now just because you have this ehm problem mole, doesn't make you any less man. Just take one of those blue pills, or this other stuff you're talking about Cialis, what color is this brand btw?? :wink:

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Don't take the Red Pill!

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I have no idea. Satis, i take it you watched that Knox's corner stuff?

And every one else i'm gunna post your email to spam company's!

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