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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
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Location: over there
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Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm
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I LUV everybody until they piss me off.
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
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Location: Centre of the sun
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm
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nope, sorry didn't really date Mr. Satis in high school. I was to umm young or something.... actually I'll blame it on his sister... she didn't want us dating. Huhahaha... Plus, who wants to date a guy living across the world from you ... when all you do is worring about if their gonna get shot or some shit ya know... fuck that. It was bad enough just being umm extremely attracted to the sexy bastard. He looks damn good in yummy uniforms. And the whole trained to kill thing is a total turn on!
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I LUV everybody until they piss me off.
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
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Location: On a slope
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I'm a sexy bitch.
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Pig
Duke
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:59 am
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Location: right behind you
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am
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sssssh shiny. i think pig is getting jealous/turned on at your description of satis.
which reminds me - was my birthday the other day...omg...mr mole in black shirt and sunglasses...hell you guys have never seen anything better! unless he'd gelled his hair as well...excuse me...*drools on keyboard*
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Pig
Duke
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:59 am
Posts: 1358
Location: right behind you
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I can't help it. Thinking of Satis in uniform gives me a funny feeling in my stomache (or maybe my spleen).
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm
Posts: 1976
Location: Sexy Town
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When I thinking of sexy I think of myself...then I get a funning feeling in my scrotum. 
No wait, thats me touching myself. Nevermind.
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
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Location: On a slope
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Whenever Pig thinks of me as sexy, I get a funny feeling in my rectum. 
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| Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:47 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
Posts: 14892
Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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"I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
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Location: Amsterdam
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Yeah skinheads suck. I wouldn't want to meet anyone of them tonight, anyway. On normal nights ok, but tonight...
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am
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skin head eh? sure it was bj on holiday? pretty mean bastard that one, i can tell you. it's coz he's in denial over his age 
well lol ox. strangely enough my drunken pursuits were all amazingly boring...til i met mole...only been out on the town with him three times, and two of those times i ended up being sick from drinking too much! the last time i only drank one bottle, neither of us was in the mood. so you see, it's you guys that are bad influences! damn you all!
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
Posts: 940
Location: over there
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  oh man, you guys suck
last night i went out to a club called nylon, which is in City, as in The City of London as opposed to being in the City of Westminster, so it's like the buisness district basically
this club was horribly bad, full of 40year olds, so we got wasted and left
on the way down the road to the bus stop we found a pile of traffic cones and some diversion signs...this can only lead to one thing, create your own diversions  now just after we finished some cops showed up, they stopped us and questions us about the cones etc. so we told them that some pissed up losers had just come out of the club and don it, they asked us why we didn't move the cones back out of the road and we just had to tell them we hought it was funny. They blatently didn't believe us but they hadn't seen us doin it, and it's the most petty of crimes (though hilarious cause taxi drivers get well pissed off) so they just let us go.
Futher on the journey to the bus stop we found more cones and hence more road blocks were made, but in the process we thought we were seen by a cop car so we all legged it and ended up at the river thames, which my mate then almost fell in 
by the time we'd then got to the bus stop we'd set of 3 car alarms, 1 motorbike alarm, created 2 road blocks and run away from the police 
was one bloody funny night
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Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
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Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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"I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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