|
|
It is currently Sun Nov 24, 2024 8:00 am
|
| Author |
Message |
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:06 pm |
|
|
|
Peltz
Stranger
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm
Posts: 6362
Location: Estonia
|
_________________
When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
Be well or Get Help!!
|
| Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:29 pm |
|
|
|
Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
Posts: 3956
Location: Amsterdam
|
_________________
Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
|
| Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:49 pm |
|
|
|
Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16662
Location: On a slope
|
_________________
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
|
| Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:42 pm |
|
|
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:03 am |
|
|
|
Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
Posts: 940
Location: over there
|
_________________
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:54 am |
|
|
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:20 am |
|
|
|
Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am
Posts: 940
Location: over there
|
_________________
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:55 am |
|
|
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:01 am |
|
|
|
tyranus
Emperor
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am
Posts: 2005
Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
|
yeah, diseases, no electricity, no computers, no TV, no damn BIRTH CONTROL... 
bah, what have the romans ever done for us?  
_________________
Sleep deprivation for teh lose
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:42 am |
|
|
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
oh dear, BJ, you may have started an old monty python sketch.
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:33 am |
|
|
|
Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
Posts: 3956
Location: Amsterdam
|
_________________
Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:45 pm |
|
|
|
tyranus
Emperor
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am
Posts: 2005
Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
|
_________________
Sleep deprivation for teh lose
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:26 pm |
|
|
|
Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am
Posts: 3956
Location: Amsterdam
|
_________________
Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
|
| Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:38 pm |
|
|
|
derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7721
Location: Centre of the sun
|
  I was thinking more along the lines of:
REG: And what have they ever given us in return?!
BLOKE: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
BLOKE: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
BLOKE#2: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
BLOKE#3: Irrigation.
BLOKE#4: Medicine.
BLOKE#5: Education.
BLOKES: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
BLOKE#6: And the wine.
BLOKES: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
BLOKE#7: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
REG:All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
BLOKE#8: Brought peace.
REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!
[bam bam bam bam bam bam bam]
[bam bam bam bam bam]
_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
|
| Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:27 am |
|
|
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 20 guests |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|
