I should have known you would adore Ser Pounce-a-Lot
And yea I heard some vague rumors about Anders in DA2...
SPOILER
Haha, Allistair died? You must have hated that!
In my ending, I slept with Morrigan (who was my romance anyway, so no harm done) to survive the final battle, put Anora on the throne and Allistair ran off after I decided to let Loghain alive. The narrator said that there were stories about a washed-up drunk saying he used to be a grey warden and a king, but that after a few years he was never heard of again. Almost felt bad about that.
A friend's ending had Allistair and Anora marry and take the throne together, while he died at the final battle. Allistair made a speech at his funeral.
I can't recall what Satis' ending was like exactly anymore.