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Peltz
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To all single men out there:

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old and has a wife of age 27
Berlusconi - 77 years old and has a girlfriend of age 27
Mardona - 52 years old and has a girlfriend of age 22

Moral: Don't worry - yours hasn't even been born yet.

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Yeah and there's plenty of time left to make a fortune so that you can actually attract those young girls :wink:

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I'm sure J is being sarcastic, since I'm an old man and I will never have a career in anything decent anymore. :P Although I have to say that I am more popular with women than ever...it's the reverse of when you were in your early 20's and all the great girls your age were going for guys in their late 20's or even early 30's. We are more or less those guys now. Enjoy it while you all can!

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You bastard... my early thirties were half a decade ago.

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