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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Estonia
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Tweet for toilet paper.
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Fri May 14, 2010 6:59 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
that's kinda disturbing. You just told the world you took a crap, where it was, and that you're stuck. I guess he was lucky someone didn't just go up there and turn off the light, or throw a bucket of water over the stall.
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Fri May 14, 2010 2:44 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Lol, if I had twitter I'd have done the same thing. I can't tell you the amount of times I've taken a crap whilst on the phone to someone. Fuck it, if they don't wanna listen they've got a hang up button too!
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Mon May 17, 2010 11:57 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
ugh, gross. I don't talk to people and go to the bathroom. If I'm talking to someone that does it, I'd have no problem hanging up on them.
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Mon May 17, 2010 2:43 pm |
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Estonia
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
A wise man checks for paper before sitting down to take a dump.
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Mon May 17, 2010 2:59 pm |
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
I find people who talk on the phone while in a public restroom disrespectful. If I go to the ladies room and am using it I don't want whoever that person is talking to hearing me do my business. It's just wrong. And yes being a lady I always try to look before I go and even if I don't I carry emergency supplies in my purse (along with lysol, etc.)
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Mon May 17, 2010 3:57 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
there are times when there are no options, you must go regardless of the existence of toilet paper. Those can be bad times.
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Mon May 17, 2010 5:43 pm |
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Estonia
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!"
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Tue May 18, 2010 1:52 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
lol. Europeans really see Texans as total gun freaks, huh?
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Tue May 18, 2010 6:32 am |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3335 Location: Belgium
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Had to google lysol
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Tue May 18, 2010 11:50 am |
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Oh sorry, yea I am a bit of a freak when it comes to germs. I always carry hand sanitizer, a germ killing spray (which also has the added bonus of a scent for when you walk into a restroom that stinks to high hell) and other things in that neighborhood like tissues. And people wonder why girls' purses weigh so much.
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Tue May 18, 2010 11:54 am |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Meh, almost all germs you'll ever encounter only serve the purpose of keeping you immune system on edge. There's nothing wrong with that. In fact, a lot of studies show that excessive germ-evasion leads to all kinds of allergies (especially with children).
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Tue May 18, 2010 5:09 pm |
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Shiny
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Actually I am aware of those studies. But I don't have children and I find I personally stay healthier when I am more aware and proactive against nasty things. I used to get sick very often, but this is a learned behavior which has worked very well for me.
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Tue May 18, 2010 10:22 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
I agree with Arathorn. Not cleaning for ages is bad (dust, mites, etc) but excessive cleansiness can be just as damaging to an immune system, although indirectly. But if it works for you Shiny, so much the better. It's been ages since I've been sick for longer than a day or two. In fact, I'm almost jealous of all those peeps who get the flu and get to stay home for 2 freaking weeks of paid leave. Flu lasts like 3 days tops for me, with maybe one day that I'm so bad that I probably shouldn't go to work. I know everyone here thinks I am the laziest king of the bum slackers, but I actually rarely skip work. So i get jealous when people get to stay at home for 2 weeks for their flu.
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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Re: Tweet for toilet paper.
Two week for flu. Only in freakin' Europe. I've gotten shit for taking one day off for being sick, though usually only if that day happens to give me a 3-day weekend. Whatever, they can suck it, but still, I've never taken off more than 2-3 consecutive days off for illness. Usually only one.
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