Whats more boring, going to church 1 hour a week or rotting in a coffin? When your dead Ill come visit you to keep you company.
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| Author: | ElevenBravo [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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| Author: | Arathorn [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:18 am ] |
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| Author: | ElevenBravo [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:46 am ] |
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Whats more boring, going to church 1 hour a week or rotting in a coffin? When your dead Ill come visit you to keep you company.
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| Author: | Satis [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:17 am ] |
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hmmm...let's do some math 1 hr / week * 52 weeks / year == 52 hours / year 52 hours /year * 70 years (average life expectancy, roughly) = 3640 hours 3640 hours = 151 days =~ 6 months. so, of the 1.8 - 3.1 years you gain, you really only gain 1.1 - 2.5 years, not including travel time. now, in 3640 Sunday hours, I can drink probaby 3 beers per hour, so 10,920 beers == 1,820 six-packs == 455 cases. so, as elementary level beer math dictates 455 cases of beer > 2.5 years of additional life thus, everyone should quit going to church and start drinking beer on Sunday. Or, at least, start drinking a little bit earlier. |
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| Author: | derf [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:04 am ] |
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