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I think that, for the benefit of our Texan pals, you should give the whole quote Derf:

Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery."
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I want at least 70 of these

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Seeing as were on Austin Powers:

It goes something like this:

"There are only 2 kinds of people i dislike in this world: People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and... the Dutch."

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„I appreciate only one. And that are two things. And that are work, order and discipline.“ *gggggggggggggggggg*

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http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=loobia99

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wow, that's a bit wild. That dude's gonna get his ass beat some day. :)

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lol. If he ever meets those guys again, he's going to be nothing but a bloody pulp. He apparently thinks of it as a game, but for those dudes it's dead serious, if they get busted it's shipped out of the US. :/ Inconsiderate of him, to say the least. :)

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just because you got departed from the US ox.

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says the guy who's girlfriend was banned from the US for two years... #cough#


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