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I got the BEST christmas present. This weekend we had my office christmas party. Everyone in the office drew names to see who we where going to get a gift for. Well, my friend and wifes friend, whos a girl, works with me and she drew my name. She went over the limit of $25 and got me 3 gifts.

#1 a mp3 arm band , holds your mp3 player while you run or workout
#2 a t-shirt that says " Im with stupid"
#3 a cardboard life size standup of George Bush LOL

Now, your asking yourself, why the cardboard standup? About 1 week ago my wife and I are at the mall and I see this George Bush cardboard standup at FYE and I tell my wife, " Hey I want that for Christmas". So now that I got it I have him standing tall and proud in my computer room scaring off terrorist. About 99% of my office is democrates so everyone thought it was funny. I had to keep an eye on GW all night to make sure the libs didnt throw him in the fireplace.
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They made me close my eye while they brought it out. The girl in black on the right is my friend who drew my name.


Me and GW>everything and my mp3 arm band


Wife, Leader of the free world and me and me supporting "the gun" pose


Wife, terrorist slayer, and me again.

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Lmao, great pics and great gifts. I don't think I could think of a more appropriate gift for you than the cardboard Bush. :) What is it you do for a living again btw? Wife looking pretty, and your lady-friend is a hottie from what I can see of her. :D

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man, you are going to have some good looking kids you pretty bastards. :) :wink:

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lol. Yeah, seducing unborn kids is legal over here. Euro decadence eh, gotta love it. All this somehow makes me think of a Simpsons convo, when Milhouse gets an earring.

Skinner: Young man, the school dress code specifically forbids the wearing
of earrings unless you're of Gypsy obstraction.
Milhouse: Well, uh, I'm a Gypsy.
Skinner: Oh, really! Prove it.
Milhouse: [imitating a vampire] Uh, I vant to suck your blood!
Skinner: Uh-uh, that's a vampire. But, uh, they're also covered.
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you twisted freaks :P

lol@ the simpsons

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