[While on holiday, the boss emails a colleague of mine, who is a pay grade below me, but happens to be a pretty cool dude. The boss is unfortunately his boss too. Worth pointing out also that the boss ALWAYS works / emails when at home and on holiday.]
Boss: "Your performance stats show up as zero for this week. Could you check and get back to me ASAP?"
Colleague: "Hi X, It would appear that the reason why my stats are at zero is because on the spreadsheet, you've applied a filter. Regards."
Statistics: Posted by derf — Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:05 am
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Statistics: Posted by Rinox — Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:35 am
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As for you Derf... send me the specs if you're serious and I'll see what's involved.
Statistics: Posted by Satis — Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:58 pm
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'Any software, program or concept you invent or design while employed at Derfco Ltd. will be the exclusive ownership of the company'
I wonder if that kind of standard contract clause is actually even legally enforceable. How do you own the company anything on what you work in on your own time? If they can prove without a doubt that you used company assets to design or invent whatever it is you did, then perhaps. But if I came up with, say, a miracle coding language while working human resources at a consultancy firm, how could such a restriction even be legal?
(and I'm pretty sure it actually does refer to 'anything at all' because anything you make or design during working hours at the company is clearly not your own property to begin with)
Statistics: Posted by Rinox — Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:38 pm
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Ready?.... go!
Let me know when you've done the first iteration.
Statistics: Posted by derf — Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:22 pm
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As for derf, he should dove something to make ridiculous amounts of cash and then hire me for a ridiculous salary.
Statistics: Posted by Satis — Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:26 am
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I love Bell Curve stories, I think you told me once. But I love to hear any expression of stupidity again.
Statistics: Posted by Rinox — Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:50 am
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Did I ever tell you about my boss and the bell curve?
Statistics: Posted by Satis — Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:23 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Rinox — Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:18 am
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