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Arathorn wrote:
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l33t sux0r

What? Please keep it a bit normal English. Next thing you people are going to write is old!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111one

Bah. Hilarious movie by the way. I love that bullshit.

Yeah and I'm playing FF again, can't wait to see more.

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W4t d1d u s4y? :roll: That's what you get from playing online shooters; a whole new dorko-lingo. :/


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Sat Jun 14, 2003 6:27 pm
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well that link was unusual...

Can't say smashing my computer was something i've ever tried, but maybe i'll gve it a go when i get a nice shiny new computer :D

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Last month the UN had a survey taken in order to improve relations between the inhabitants of all continents. They only asked one question;

"Would you please state your honest opinion on solutions for the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


Alas, the survey miserably failed, because of many reasons:

->In Africa, ppl didn't know what "food" meant
->In Eastern Europe, they didn't get the word "honest"
->In Western Europe they didn't know the word "shortage"
->In China, they didn't understand what "opinion" meant
->In the Middle-east they didn't know what "solutions" are
->In Southern America the word "please" was unknown
->In the US, they didn't know what was meant by "the rest of the world"


:)

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FOCL


Ahh... nostalgia....


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Thats great 'Ox.

:lol:

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Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:35 am
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I dunno if any of you read this page already because it is hilarious, and shame on you if you don't http://www.theonion.com

Just my kinda humour really, the older ones are the best though. And if you search the archives for Opinions by Smoove B, they are hilarious. In fact here's the link Smoove B
This one is hilarious as well Herbert Kornfeld
And this article is just funny as hell http://www.theonion.com/onion3605/cram_in_my_anus.html

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Rinox wrote:
Last month the UN had a survey taken in order to improve relations between the inhabitants of all continents. They only asked one question;

"Would you please state your honest opinion on solutions for the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


Alas, the survey miserably failed, because of many reasons:

->In Africa, ppl didn't know what "food" meant
->In Eastern Europe, they didn't get the word "honest"
->In Western Europe they didn't know the word "shortage"
->In China, they didn't understand what "opinion" meant
->In the Middle-east they didn't know what "solutions" are
->In Southern America the word "please" was unknown
->In the US, they didn't know what was meant by "the rest of the world"


:)

Yeah I love the rip about the US, the others are good though.

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*Is happy because Australasia wasn't mentioned* :D


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Joins the happiness :mrgreen:

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Hehe...well just add Aussia to Africa... :twisted:


barf#vegevomite#barf...

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Image
*deathstare*
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*dead by stare* :/ (needed a better "dead" emoticon there)

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how bout...... this one!

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... k that was bad but the closest i could find :mrgreen:

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This was what you were after Suga..Image

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