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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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yea, I hear Derf's got a really big right arm. Not sure what he does to build all that muscle.
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Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:32 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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My jaw muscles are large because I masticulate alot, some say im a rather charismatic fellow in discussion, infact some may say im a master debator.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:38 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I don't know what Derf does, but I do one-handed benchpresses of my penis to get in shape. Yes, it is that long, and that heavy.*
*disclaimer: no it isn't.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:53 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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I do cock pushups.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:45 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol. We're such infantile freaks. Sexy infantile freaks with donkey dicks!
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:15 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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lol
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:58 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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you have no idea how tempted I am to purge the last few posts in the name of humanity.
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:31 am |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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Imagine somebody not familiar to this forum stumbles upon this thread and thinks "hey i'm interested in paintball" ..
when did things get out of hand again?
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:14 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Funnily enough, it actually started from the administrator. I took the bait, and Ox blew everything out of proportion. Same as always pretty much.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:23 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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Figures...the American makes some innuendo... the Brit / wannabe Italian shoots some back, and the Belgian goes overboard psychotic, makes a meat helmet, puts himself in a burlap bag and throws himself into a river.
Silly Belgians.
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:24 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I'm getting real tired of you dissing my meat helmet, buoy!
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:00 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Can we stop talking about penises already!
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:44 am |
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