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Satis
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yea, I hear Derf's got a really big right arm. Not sure what he does to build all that muscle. 
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derf
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My jaw muscles are large because I masticulate alot, some say im a rather charismatic fellow in discussion, infact some may say im a master debator.
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Rinox
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I don't know what Derf does, but I do one-handed benchpresses of my penis to get in shape.  Yes, it is that long, and that heavy.*
*disclaimer: no it isn't. 
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derf
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I do cock pushups.
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Rinox
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lol. We're such infantile freaks. Sexy infantile freaks with donkey dicks! 
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derf
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lol
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Satis
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you have no idea how tempted I am to purge the last few posts in the name of humanity.
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Imagine somebody not familiar to this forum stumbles upon this thread and thinks "hey i'm interested in paintball" ..
when did things get out of hand again?
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derf
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Funnily enough, it actually started from the administrator. I took the bait, and Ox blew everything out of proportion. Same as always pretty much. 
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Satis
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Figures...the American makes some innuendo... the Brit / wannabe Italian shoots some back, and the Belgian goes overboard psychotic, makes a meat helmet, puts himself in a burlap bag and throws himself into a river.
Silly Belgians.
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Rinox
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I'm getting real tired of you dissing my meat helmet, buoy!
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derf
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Can we stop talking about penises already!
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