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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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Toxic Toads Invade Australia
Army Called To Action
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Noone can deny that reality is infinitely stranger than fiction.
Apparently the toads were introduced to Australia during the 30s to combat beatles that were eating the sugar cane. Now they're devastating Australia's native fauna. Apparently they have a poison sack on the back of their heads than can kill a crocodile in minutes.
I wonder if you can smoke it?
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:41 pm |
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RB
Emperor
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Huh...
Yay... cool stuff. I'd wish to use flamethrower on the army of little toxic freaks before they (in-)toxicate me.
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:16 pm |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Ah yes, i saw something on this years ago. There was a road where these things would cross, and drivers would run them over. That was full of roadkill.
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:19 pm |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Re: Toxic Toads Invade Australia
lol, or lick it for a good trip.
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:12 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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They can kill crocs? I'm thinking we'll see a different line of programs on NGC in 10 years' time. Steve the toxic toad hunter.
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:30 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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oy, thar's one o' them varmints now! Oooh, he's a toxic li'l bugger! Ere, I'll stick mah finger up its arse!
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:40 am |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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See this is the part where Suga should say "we don't talk like that" ... guess now all aussies do
Btw i watched Spiders 2 recently, incredibly stupid film. Maybe they'll start with a Poison Frogs movie now.
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:05 am |
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RB
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Why everyone else dream of tripping while the first thing comming to my mind is slaughter.
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Our tripping doesn't necessarily exclude slaughter Gfree. Like that last time when I woke up with blood all over my shirt holding a butcher's knife. (just kidding )
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:37 am |
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RB
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Tripped, you might start killing each other. No doubt toads would stop to watch the show. Ok, invasion would be stopped that way till you're out of folk.
And me... well... there is no chance to win them all alone so I'd be joining them with some snacks, pop-corn and coke. (Let wait till Chuck Norris come)
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