There are some people i see almost everyday at uni, walking by and stuff, and i dont know why exactly, but they have the kind of faces that are tempting to smash. Like this one guy sitting accross me right now, hes a fat bastard with a stupid walk, and he hits the spacebar way too hard. His face i would very much like to punch.

Anyone else feel the same sometimes? Or is it just me?

There is this little chav that comes in o2 quite a lot. He looks like a wanker, acts like a wanker and is a wanker.

I'd like to punch him.

I take it you work at o2?

That depends on if the answer to the question is going to get me introuble with your parents because you ran up a huge bill and got them to bail you out

Yeah, I do.

So you must know a thing or two against phones, or just be a good salesman.

Yes, I have the urge to kick the crap out of random people.

I think it has to do with past association. They look, act, or smell like someone you hated. Or they just piss you off. I have a bunch of customers like that.

The former... I'm an honest salesman, which isn't always a good one. What it does ensure though, is that the customers that I bring in will always be loyal.

I've had countless people comending me, I've had 2 people say they are going to write letters about the excellent service they recieved, I recieved 1 bottle of wine, 1 £5 tip, 1 £10 tip and a billion thankyous.

And I like I say, I know a thing or two about phones.

yea....apparently most of my customers think I'm an asshole.

Thats the christian spirit!

Yeah, when i worked in retail, i adopted good old honesty too. Being a 100% salesman always seemed degrading and pathetic to me, so although the honest salesmen never sell as much as the power-salesmen, i reckon they make the experience for the customer much more enjoyable.

And then there are the bad salesmen. Those guys that put on the whole impatient-salesman act, no eye contact, they talk too much because they like the sound of their own voice, and their facial expression is one of snobbery. Next time i speak to one of those i think ill say to him, "Sorry mate, have you got something more important to do?"

Then high-kick his head if he dares to return a sly answer.

Did I say I had punched him? No. Did I say I will punch him? No. Did I say I'd like to punch him, yes - but I won't.

So please, shut up.

Depends what he meant by "spirit".

a TRUE Christian would never have the urge. And if he did, he would feel really guilty and repent.

Then again, true Christians feel really guilty all the time.

not to mention hardly ever exist. i think i'd be scared to meet a true christian. I mean, EVERYTHING i did would be wrong. Everything s/he did would probably be wrong too. That's why I don't get on with religion, you can't do anything right. It's like having a third parent, but this one sees you no matter where you go.

I do not feel aggression toward people because of their faces but because of their deeds and overall behaviour. Of course there are faces which I don't like but hey - that's my problem. What I always try, is to don't let such dislike lead me to the wrong conclusions.

In principle, when I wish to trash someone's face and clean the asphalt with it, it is well deserved.