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Churchgoers Live Longer
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King  Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town 
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  Churchgoers Live Longerhttp://www.livescience.com/humanbiology ... _good.html
_________________ Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. 
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Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Conclusion: people that go to the church are on average more boring people then people who don't.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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King Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Whats more boring, going to church 1 hour a week or rotting in a coffin? When your dead Ill come visit you to keep you company.
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Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16662 Location: On a slope
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hmmm...let's do some math
1 hr / week * 52 weeks / year == 52 hours / year 52 hours /year * 70 years (average life expectancy, roughly) = 3640 hours 3640 hours = 151 days =~ 6 months. so, of the 1.8 - 3.1 years you gain, you really only gain 1.1 - 2.5 years, not including travel time. now, in 3640 Sunday hours, I can drink probaby 3 beers per hour, so 10,920 beers == 1,820 six-packs == 455 cases. so, as elementary level beer math dictates 455 cases of beer > 2.5 years of additional life thus, everyone should quit going to church and start drinking beer on Sunday. Or, at least, start drinking a little bit earlier. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Ignorance is bliss.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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King Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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You get free wine at church!
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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And bread!
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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 Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4318
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Reason they live longer: couple hours extra sleep on a nice cosy pew never harmed anyone
Or maybe its because they're terrorised by the thought of hell so much that they simply refuse to die? _________________ 
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Minor Diety Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Stress is not healthy.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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King  Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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*cough* *cough* bias *cough*
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks |
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