The freakin' pope is an earthquake causing bastard that makes cock rings...I mean, crop circles...when noone's looking. Don't trust him. John Paul didn't die, either...he just decided he needed rejuvenation treatments and so retied from public life. John Paul the Whatever will take over when the current guy "dies", but it'll be the same John Paul. You'll see. It's always been the same John Paul. The vatican has the fountain of youth hidden in its wine vault.
No thats retarded.
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Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:05 pm
Satis
Felix Rex
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Don't discriminate against my religion, man! I'm a Reborn Catholic Rejuvanist Scientist.
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Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:03 pm
Rinox
Minor Diety
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lol. Satis' schemes don't sound that much more insane than the ones on that site tbh. In fact, they probably make more sense. It's a scary thing when Satis starts making sense though, so maybe judgement day is coming after all.
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