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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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God where to start. I know someone that hates me which is quite funny. He was the sort of person that likes to bully people and after a bit with him stating "I hate you" I turned round and punched him in the eye and gave him a black eye for two weeks. Everyone loved it and I was surprised at how unpopular he was. Everytime I see him he gives me dirties now
As for people I dislike, one has to be this guy called Stuart Michael Jessop-Bould (he insisted on being called that. He accidently tried to hang himself, attacked someone when they had their back turned, had a stick under his bed that was covered in gel (we put 2 and 2 together and made 5 on this one) and everytime he tried to rip someone ended up ripping himself. Does this guy count? Now I think he's on crack and gay and going out with a dealer.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Tue May 03, 2005 3:19 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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lol. Please spare us the gel stick details!
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Tue May 03, 2005 6:39 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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How about "My girlfriends manly than you". One of my friends comments. We have to plead to him not to try and rip people since as you can see he just does it to himself
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Tue May 03, 2005 2:45 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol @ Stuart Michael Jessop-Bould. How did he manage to survive in this world up until today?
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Wed May 04, 2005 4:33 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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How did the make a big enough birth certifcate to fit his name on?
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts
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Wed May 04, 2005 6:22 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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The funny thing was he used to insist being called it. Not to friends. Stuart was alright (he would have really pissed everyone off then) but if it was a teacher asking for his name and they called him Stuart Bould it would be "No, Stuart Michael Jessup Bould". That's part of the reason we hung round with him because he was so good to laugh at.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed May 04, 2005 2:30 pm |
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Franny
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Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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how the hell do you accidentally try to kill yourself...??
_________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Thu May 05, 2005 8:16 am |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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Mm yes, that's an interesting thought. I can't imagine how that works.
*whoops now i accidently put a rope around my neck*
*whoops now i accidently tied it to the ceiling*
*whoops what am i doing on this chair*
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_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Thu May 05, 2005 9:27 am |
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StephieMarie
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Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:04 pm Posts: 142 Location: Tarpon Springs, Fl
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man i got to keep checking the fourms hehe cuz i'd love to tell ya'll about the person that i hate. hehehe I know it's wrong to hate someone, But i really really really hate my dad's ***** wife. She is the reason that they make movies about evil stepmothers. I could write a book on the crap she did to me and my sister but that would be very long and i'm sure ya'll don't really care. I'm not the only my grandma and aunts hate her too. I can't wait till i have my own kids so i can teach them to call her bad names hehe
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Sat May 21, 2005 11:04 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Go on, tel us just a little bit. Im new to this whole notion of "evil stepmom".
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Sat May 21, 2005 11:56 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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w00t! Now that's cool parenting.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Sat May 21, 2005 12:04 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Okay I'll go into details. When I was at high school he once wrapped a blind cord (the ones for the blinds you get for windows) whilst standing on a table, he then "forgot" he had it round his neck. He then tried to jump off the table. Sounds utterly unbelievable but I did see the marks round his neck and I can confirm as can the whole of my year since everyone was told about it.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Sat May 21, 2005 2:24 pm |
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StephieMarie
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Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:04 pm Posts: 142 Location: Tarpon Springs, Fl
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well just last summer i got married and she told my sister that theres no way in hell i'm getting a dime from them to pay for it. But when i was 13yrs old my dad and i were very close and she didn't like the attention that he gave me and buying me things so she told me that if it was the last thing she did she'd put a stop to that, and she did. When We'd get into yelling matches, I'd tell her that she's not my mom then she say thats right if i was your mom i wouldn't have ever left you. I had to move back home when i was 23 cuz my x beat the shit of me and I had a 10 oclock curfew, and she made me pay her 150 a week to share a room with my sister and her 2 kids lol. Then I didn't come home one night to stay with my new boyfriend when i got home that morning all my stuff was on the front porch. Ok i'm stopping now lol
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Sat May 21, 2005 2:33 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Ow! Pretty bad.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Sat May 21, 2005 2:55 pm |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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sheez. I think I would've exercised my rights at inflicting injury.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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