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Inquisitor
Super Moderator
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:48 pm Posts: 892 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Hehe - a friend of mine has a book entitled "The World's Best Emails" which has a rather large section on the darwin awards - great stuff.
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Sat May 10, 2003 9:28 pm |
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suga
Duke
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness)
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i think i've seen that book =)
I have one called World's Best Trivia, full of little stupid and little known facts
I'll find some for you guys later tonight
_________________ Act your shoe size.
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Sun May 11, 2003 4:21 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
King
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Got another- A chocolate labrodor is being asked to sit in jury duty. The owners say it's a dog but the law think it's an excuse. It's a DOG!
An Italian student wasn't exempt from her law exam whilst giving birth. The examiners said it wasn't something that could be passed off. She passed the exam and gave birth three hours later!
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Sun May 11, 2003 1:54 pm |
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suga
Duke
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness)
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lol, okie dokies here's some of my trivia
- You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
- In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
- A newspaper publisher once fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas
- Australia is the only play in the world with 25 types of fleas
- Banging your head against a wall used 150 calories an hour
- On average, 13 people are killed each year by falling vending machines
- It has been claimed that when reading horizontally from shakespeare's original published copy of hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'i am a homosexual' in the last four lines of the book
- Right now as you sit reading this, more than 100,000,000 creatures are swimming, feeding, reproducing and depositing waste inside your mouth.
- Every day an average of forty people will get hurt on a trampoline
- ewwwww in 1997, Napoleon's penis was sold in Paris for about US$3,800 to an American urologist.
- Yelling for eight years, seven months and six days would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
- There are more chickens on the earth than people imagine that uprising
_________________ Act your shoe size.
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Mon May 12, 2003 4:13 am |
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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That's why we're killing all of them over here. Their sickness is made up to cover the facts.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
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Mon May 12, 2003 4:17 am |
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suga
Duke
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness)
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lol
Oh and there's plenty more where those came from
270 pages more to be precise
_________________ Act your shoe size.
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Mon May 12, 2003 4:29 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
King
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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We don't want to know that
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Mon May 12, 2003 6:25 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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yea, not so sure about creatures thing. I prefer to think of my mouth as a temple. That's kinda cool about Napolean's privates though.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Mon May 12, 2003 3:56 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Lol, damn cleaning-obsessives! The more bacterias the merrier. You may laugh at me now with my fungus-pets in my moisty room, but w<hen biological warfare breaks out who you think is gonna survive? That's right, the supposedly freak with the fungi. Ahem. To draw the setting; i haven't eaten since the day before yesterday-evening, have a hangover (very rare that) and am typing in school library. You'd go nuts for less. More so, you ARE nuts. Yes you.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Tue May 13, 2003 3:51 am |
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tyranus
Emperor
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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i think that you need to go lay down in a dark room ox.
_________________ Sleep deprivation for teh lose
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Tue May 13, 2003 5:12 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
King
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Not your bedroom mind you
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Tue May 13, 2003 6:22 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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your professor's bedroom.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Tue May 13, 2003 3:22 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
King
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed May 14, 2003 5:56 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I only got 2 female professors, so not much choice.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Wed May 14, 2003 7:58 am |
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Crazydwarf
Man at Arms
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2003 9:47 pm Posts: 39 Location: Sweden
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Or your fungus infested bathroom..With the light off you can count mow many kinds that are "glow in the dark"
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Wed May 14, 2003 9:27 am |
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