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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16650 Location: On a slope
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Funny Stuff II
Ok, the old topic is screwed up and it's way too much work to fix it, so we're starting a new one.
So...what will people accept as your signature on a CC receipt? Apparently anything.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Last edited by Satis on Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:11 pm |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Holy crap that site is slow... I will comment on it when it's loaded.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:17 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16650 Location: On a slope
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bah...I pulled the link off slashdot. Looks like it's been slashdotted. Ah well. I'll see if I can find a mirror.
well, crap, no working mirror. Oh well. Someone post something funny!
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:18 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4003 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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This credit card/signature stuff rocks! *carries on reading*
And not funny, but fun: http://www.doom2.net/~doomdepot/abs-download.html
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:07 pm |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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'cannot find server' and a link to a game for which you need Doom2 or something. At least it surely isn't fun. Great start guys.
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:56 am |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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Okay i thought this was funny: link
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:44 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Aww man, that would have served a fine archive for laughter.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:49 am |
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suga
Duke
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:08 am Posts: 1012 Location: Australia!!! (country of coolness)
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Any old game freaks... like myself... should check out
http://www.abandonia.com
No doubt some of you have already seen it, but it really kicks butt
_________________ Act your shoe size.
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:23 am |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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Hehe suga, i found that baby in my favorites a couple of days ago. Damn i'm starting to get nostalgic again .. i'm off playing a terrible looking game.
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:53 am |
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4303
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on the credit card thing, we were told when training to work where i do, that 'unless it obviously looks stupidly wrong (like... about a quarter of the letters or something) then dont even bother checking it, just accept'. how screwed up is that.
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:57 am |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3327 Location: Belgium
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http://lelombrik.free.fr/LoMBriK/Ascenseur/
and another http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05010701.swf
That idea is just brilliant, Ox if you ever get into real troubles (like a total bum ), just find yourself an elevator
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken!
~King of Thieves~
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:58 am |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4003 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I have a better idea. Rent out a cheap suit, then stand in elevators asking "which floor sir/madame" and then hint for a tip when they get to the right floor.
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:32 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Or, go to a capital (Rome, London, something like that) and be a beggar with a difference. Some beggars pull off the whole "im homeless" bullshit while other (more successfully) pull of stuff like "im from sarajevo" or one guy even had a dog with a small basket in his mouth while he played the guitar.
Novely shit like that, that idiots will think "ah ok, ill give him a Euro".
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:41 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14885 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Would you give me a Euro if I stood there with a basket in my mouth?
lol@elevators, and even more @the scissors. Typical short-tempered fatso that goes wuss on you in a sec. He reminds me of my brother when we were younger, always grabbing for potential weapons around (broomsticks, belts, knives) while I was whooping him bare-handed.
Star Wars episode 3 trailer with 1337 translation.
http://nuar.lunarpages.com/video/SW_mirrors.htm
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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If i even saw you Ox, let alone with a basket in your mouth, i would smash your face.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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