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Marquis  Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there 
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 some of you have seen a picture of me before actually
anyway hilarious micheal jackson jokes If you're offended, stop reading, and just so you know i think he is probably innocent, but it's still funny to take the piss Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson: A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house: They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, Doctor, how long before we can have sex? I'd wait until he's at least 14 the doctor replies. _________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Class...
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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| Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:28 pm |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Yup, class. A kiddy fiddler posting jokes about a kiddy fiddler.
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| Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:39 pm |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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OOOOH that's a good one Mole
Some MJ jokes were really good imo. _________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken! ~King of Thieves~ |
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:27 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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lol, just so it's all good, I'm just joking Franny.
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:00 pm |
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Marquis Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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yeah i don't really mind...it's not like it really bothers me
i think the funiest joke is the boys-2-men one _________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller |
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:40 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I didn't think it bothered you, why would it, you are a kiddy fiddler. But no seriously, I didn't think it did, i just wanted to make sure I wasn't stepping on any toes. (Or maybe hitting close to a nerve
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:40 pm |
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Marquis Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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your a muppet...
_________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller |
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:01 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Lol, I do the muppet dance to a few of my songs. You know where they kinda bounce left to right? I'm so sad.
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| Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:12 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Mole's training is finally paying off... we don't have to say he's sad anymore, he'll do that himself!
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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| Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:13 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I always new I was sad. But I used to be funny with it. No the funny wore of and it's just sad.
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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| Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:36 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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When you know there will be japanese people in the following movie you can expect something weird: link
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken! ~King of Thieves~ |
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| Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:10 am |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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| Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:08 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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That wax thing! yes! *must buy wax*
Lol, derf, you fool. I like that. _________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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| Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:43 am |
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Marquis Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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you bothered to take the time to edit that? sad sad man
_________________ Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller |
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