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derf
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 Dont you just hate the squits? Man i had life so bad just a moment ago. Of course, i was and still am at Uni, in front of my terminal and there it was, like a express train to Alabama. BANG! This damn pain hit me like a bullet in the stomach, i almost cried "MEDIC!". I got up, got my shit together and walked as quickly as i could (without people noticing me) to the downstairs lavvy. I got downstairs still dying of pain and i came to the toilet, thankfully it was empty!
Man i could tell you now the noise and the stench that arose from that hour of doom, but im sure you know what its like to have stomach-load of molten lava ready to erupt.
And, after that, life seemed blissful.
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm
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I know the feeling, it sucks harder than a fat chick on a sugar coated penis that spews chocolate .. (just wanted to use that phrase  )
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Rinox
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What are the squits? Violent diarrhea?
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tyranus
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Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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lol.thats the one ox.
yeah, that bit where your stomach just cramps and ya gotta run. not so fun if your driving or in a nightclub in greece. (believe me, the toilet was like a hole in the ground  )
and also the dreaded squits and projectile vomiting. the nearest thing to death, surely.
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derf
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Yeh man i hear ya BJ. Jeez that must be worst when youre driving because you HAVETO hold it in, especially if youre with others in the car.
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Rinox
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lol, Greece+diarrhea, an eternal combo. 
Derf, new sig combaining all you love eh? Uni, UK/Italy, Computers, Socialism and Football?
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derf
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I wouldnt go so far as to call it "socialism" but yeh, thats the idea of the sig.
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Rinox
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True, true...I guess that a 'socialist' wouldn't be allowed to be Bush's lapdog.  They'd prolly throw Blair in the gulag (Guantanamo if you will) on the next state visit, if that was the case.
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Satis
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w00t. In my gulag, you fascist communist socialist euro dogs!
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Rinox
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lol. Gulags are cool, when you can run them.
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ElevenBravo
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lol I have never had the "squits" before. My eyes are fine. I have had the "squirts" though.
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Satis
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lol, yea, I figured it was some wierd britishism. I've certainly been squirty a time or two. Sheesh...the conversations here are priceless.
Your kid, 11b? I thought we took away your ability to procreate.
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StephieMarie
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ok i have to ask who is 11b?
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ElevenBravo
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<-- 11b
No I am kid free "for the moment"
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derf
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11b ^^^^^^^^^^
Whats with that ugly little gremlin for an avatar then?
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"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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