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Minor Diety
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Proabably some sort of politician.

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Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:34 pm
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Not really funny stuff, just a "find the 5 differences" game, but better than this blabla: http://www.katgames.com/5spots/5spots.html

Got to lvl 13 on my first try, 15k (and a bit) points. I was unlucky though.

lvl 19 - 34035 points on second try, and I missed a f*cking 8-ball

Anyway it's fun, but not a very wide variety of photos (not a full version)

Another game, WARNING: YOU MIGHT HURT YOUR BRAIN!!
http://oos.moxiecode.com/examples/cubeoban/index.html

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Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:19 am
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@Ox:
Isn't Tenet the ex CIA boss?

Hehe, from "Kopspijkers"

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George Tenet, director of the CIA. Here's a nice little bio by rotten.com.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/george-tenet/

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J, i'm loving that second game. Here's another brain masher. Be warned, save all the passwords etc, or write them down, sometimes it's a bit temperamental. I got to level 6 in one pop, but i was drukn, and haven't been back since.

http://deathball.net/notpron/

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This is awesomely stupid:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm


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It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.


lol. Don't you just love propaganda. Now the ppl of N-Korea have the 'freedom' to sport short haircuts, rejoice! Maybe I should use the word "freedom" a thousands times over, and it will sound like I have it, too.

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This is the dialect of one of my webpages, translated by http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect


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the problem is the difference between what this looks like and the twaddle you usually post is infinitesimal...i guess you must have picked moron...

oh and if you dialectize the dialectizer page repeatedly it fucks up :roll:

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:P

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Unmoderated posts...

Satis wrote:
jest fyi, th' website itse'f is down, as enny fool kin plainly see. Fo'ums is up an' sh'd corntinue t'be up. ah estimate website downtime at ~30 minutes.


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Clankiller.com is up. Noo an' improved vahshun. Eff'n yo' feel ike bug testin', feel free an' repo't in th' suggesshuns fo'um, dawgone it.


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hrmmm. What are you trying to imply there, sir?

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lol..this is brutal:

http://www.heelvervelend.nl/images/medi ... hnappi.swf

Don't forget to use the bomb ('b') from time to time.

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Lol, I fucking hate Schnappi.

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Satis wrote:
hrmmm. What are you trying to imply there, sir?


Erm, well... You see i am under the opinion, LOOK ELEPHANT! *runs away*


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*me chases elephant* haha!

thats the ripper chaingun from Duke Nukem 3D

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