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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Proabably some sort of politician.
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Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:34 pm |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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Not really funny stuff, just a "find the 5 differences" game, but better than this blabla: http://www.katgames.com/5spots/5spots.html
Got to lvl 13 on my first try, 15k (and a bit) points. I was unlucky though.
lvl 19 - 34035 points on second try, and I missed a f*cking 8-ball
Anyway it's fun, but not a very wide variety of photos (not a full version)
Another game, WARNING: YOU MIGHT HURT YOUR BRAIN!!
http://oos.moxiecode.com/examples/cubeoban/index.html
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:19 am |
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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@Ox:
Isn't Tenet the ex CIA boss?
Hehe, from "Kopspijkers"
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:47 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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George Tenet, director of the CIA. Here's a nice little bio by rotten.com.
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/george-tenet/
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:19 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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J, i'm loving that second game. Here's another brain masher. Be warned, save all the passwords etc, or write them down, sometimes it's a bit temperamental. I got to level 6 in one pop, but i was drukn, and haven't been back since.
http://deathball.net/notpron/
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:47 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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This is awesomely stupid:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
lol. Don't you just love propaganda. Now the ppl of N-Korea have the 'freedom' to sport short haircuts, rejoice! Maybe I should use the word "freedom" a thousands times over, and it will sound like I have it, too.
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Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:29 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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This is the dialect of one of my webpages, translated by http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect
if u r nw to teh sprot o fpaintvball, trehn cheX0r this out, ill tryt jam i|\| 4z much info za i can pon the sport and hopefuly bt he end fo it, ull know whazt piantball sai
imitally, paintball iz, rio was, a war warez~~~~~ zYou basically ahve two ro mr0e armEiS figthing each 0tehr wipe teh th3ra rmeis clean 0ff the map!!!!!!!!~~~~~ teh /\/\ain method 0f diong this woUld be hrOuygh ahnd held guns
with time came cdhange, and with change came warez LOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ t he implementaTion of things like c7aptur3 the flag oor bouldar dAshc ame in to the war3z... OLOLOLLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ in prIncple, you hazd 4Nd objective, which could iehter B3 ach3ived by m3toing teh objecrtiev oR defeating the 0ther army
to elimIn8 s|\|other playerfrom, teh WaReZ, U must land a clean sho0t on uro pponents boyd or eqyipment, anywhjar3 below teh neX0r/ effectiv7y killing ethm~~~~ it 0nly tsakEs oneh It to kill yor oppoNent HOW EVAR, IF THE PAINTYBALL DOeZ NO TBURSt O|\|T HE PLAYER, TEHY ARE STILl LIVING (E~~~~ G!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ ttej ball bounc3s opff the player, or hitz teh ground first and rolls to tehir fewt, hiTz, but do3 not burst) a|\|d they can continu3 int he WaReZ... also, splash hits do not count!!!!!11~~~~~~ (e,, G~ OLOLLLOLO.. U HIT A |\|EAR BY TREe ,AND THE ;P4NTBAlL BURST ON TH TrEE, BUT SPLASES ON TO UR OPON3TN)
TEHRE R MAJRO SAFETY ELEMENTZ THAT MUsT B3 OFLLLOWED WEHEN PLaYIONG pAINTBALL!!!!!11~ aalwsys,,, a paintb4ll, ahs teh bai7ity at teh velociyt It travelks to fo straight thr0ugh an yee asoX0re,t and it wonT stop untill ti hts t3h bbaX) of your skulls insides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ u r lame chAcd3s arE yupou wlil dei// oollololololololo it cn also knoX0r ur t3eth out, a paintb4ll to the baX)r of thetrhota wont fee7 nuce..
tehe si one simple safety precautiont hat can be uSee tto avo1d Th1s!!!!!!!!!!!~~ wherE a proper paaintbalL /\/\ask thh3se conSist fo a complete facial co\/re, with goggle 7ensde made from touGhened plastic!!!!!!!!!~ youre basic mak will protect ure yes and face rai |\| gen4ra7, smoetiemds y0ure fr0head will b3 vulnrabel, and so will the furt3hr baXOr parts ogf yOure head,, mayb even ur 3arrs, but No tlikEy lololol~~ a more exepnsifvd amsk, will offar around 260 degre3 vison, full f4cial propt3cti0n, ear guards and imn some acses direcTioinal hwearing, sun shade, and tnted 7enses, n0t for use in dark places e(, you r l4m ecuz I will haX)r!!!!!!!!!!~ g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ ahck the lpnanat,, 1ndoros usua7ly) 4nd \\\\////\\\\////ill moist liely Be a mr0e comfrortable fit
one thing I found 4bout paintball mas,ks,i s in some cases,i f ypou look to far up, ur chin is visibLe and caN be hit
a bit mr0e on te gunz, a paintbv4ll gun uses co2 gaz top po\\\\////\\\\////ra teh whoLe thing and make teh painTvballs into projedctiles!!!!!!! you also hAvea hopper mounted atop; teh gun, in wihch u keep yoor pzaintballz aznd tehy us3 a graavity feed to fall 1nto the gun and be fired!!!!!11~~~~ AHCK YOUUUUUU battar ypower fededs t0 eixst for hose gnus htat fire fsaetr
apintbal7 is pLayed boTh i nAn doutdoots, aNd e4ch has tehi rown adavatages asnd d1ssaDvanTages, but that is dependentr on how u play uR wearez and whic hyppou prefEr!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~
otehr than that ,thatz about it, oh y3ah, and the whole thiNg about oit hurting?????????????????? noomsence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ LLLOOLOLO~~~~ ololol~ SURE IT STINGS, FROA L;7 OF TWO S3CONDS, THEN YPOU R FINE AGIN 4PART FRMO TTEH OdD BRuISE AND PAINT STA1n (WH1CH WASHES POUT EASY) THTAS IT~~~~~~ OOLOOLOLOLO!!!!!!!1 oolololloo..
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Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:13 pm |
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Franny
Marquis
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:08 am Posts: 940 Location: over there
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the problem is the difference between what this looks like and the twaddle you usually post is infinitesimal...i guess you must have picked moron...
oh and if you dialectize the dialectizer page repeatedly it fucks up
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Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Satis Clankiller
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Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:21 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:15 pm |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:06 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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hrmmm. What are you trying to imply there, sir?
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:35 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol..this is brutal:
http://www.heelvervelend.nl/images/medi ... hnappi.swf
Don't forget to use the bomb ('b') from time to time.
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
- Coach
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:30 am |
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Arathorn
Minor Diety
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Lol, I fucking hate Schnappi.
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:35 am |
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derf
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Erm, well... You see i am under the opinion, LOOK ELEPHANT! *runs away*
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:00 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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*me chases elephant* haha!
thats the ripper chaingun from Duke Nukem 3D
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:00 pm |
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