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Felix Rex
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How do fuck a fat chick?

Slap her thigh and ride the waves.

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Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:14 am
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With this particular specimen it'd be more like 'drown in the waves'. Yuk.

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Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:04 am
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Who told you beer is bad for you?

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Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:27 am
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Oh man, that's golden. This goes to show everyone should carry around two crates of beer for emergency situations. Like, when I get thirsty. :)

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"A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it."

Lol, do i need to real anymore. ROFL!!!

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