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Satis
Felix Rex
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sex while playing tennis is one of the best experiences you will ever have.
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm
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That's probably just because you don't have a girlfriend 
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derf
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lol, its amazing how off-topic things get.
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J
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Well not completely, now we're almost back at the 'hottie in black' or 11b's wife from page 1 
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Satis
Felix Rex
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she is pretty hot.
And I do have a girlfriend, thank you. :p
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J
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That one was directed to derf of course.
I still don't see it work though, sex and tennis, i mean, what about the balls, what about the rackets? Aren't the ballboys a threat? Won't the net be in your way? So many questions ..
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Satis
Felix Rex
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heheh..you must be like the reed, and bend with the wind. Or something. Besides, humping against a net is great. The ball boys...well...I'd rather have ball girls.
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Rinox
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lol. I thought i'd post a pic of Maria Sharapova, for the ppl around here who don't know jack about the intellectual field that is called 'sports'. Fuck it, I mean Satis. Maria Sharapova, moaner extraordinaire:
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Franny
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oh man she's fit
hope she wins wimbledon this year...then she gets to be on enlgish tv for like 2 weeks non-stop
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derf
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She is got damn fine!
@ J, you ask too many questions. I say, just go with the flow and improvise. 
Oh, and ditto with the ball-girls.
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Shiny
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Ok she is hot - hmm would it be wrong if your chick went up to hit on a chick like that in front of you? I think Satis would let me hit on her even though he is biased against blondes. Love you guys.
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Satis
Felix Rex
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totally. Especially if I could watch.
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derf
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Why is tennis so horny nowadays?
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ElevenBravo
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Because its not a real sport. They have to attract viewers somehow.
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Satis
Felix Rex
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tennis is more real a sport than football (american). At least there's some action, rather than 15 seconds of action for 15 minutes of watching grown men stick their asses in the air and grunt.
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