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You think the guy mistaking his own penis for a chicken's neck and cutting it off was how good as it gets? Guess again. :) Romanians strike once more, this time with a 66-yr old woman giving birth :roll:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4179057.stm

and more pregnancy fun:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?c_i ... D=10007117


and to top off, a bit of ridiculousness:


http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2 ... 50113.html

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First story, is quite... abnormal. Second story rocks, and the third i just cilcked. Rock on the little girl it would seem.

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1: omg, who would knock HER up?
2: Scary. Its like something from the X-Files.
3: What-a-load-of-shit.

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1. More power to her
2. Freakish
3. I want to see the paintings before I pass judgement.

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More power to her?

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I'm suprised there wasn't a hip replacement involved

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1. Wrong
2. Just plain strage
3. Whoop-di-do i couldn't care less...i doubt she even knows what she's doing, she's just a kid having fun

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sure...woman tried to have kids her whole life and finally managed it. She'll probably live long enough for her kid to grow up and move out, so where's the harm?

As for the kid, right on. I need a kid that'll make me money.

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Yea but can you imagine sticking her? ooo I bet that was a site.

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For me, the kid and the paintings prove that most modern art is more pose than skill. Don't even get me started on Pollock and Rothko. Which is not to say that all modern art sucks...just most of it. :)

It reminds me of a story I read somewhere about American avant-garde painter/director etc., Jerome Hill. He was the son of J.J. Hill, a railroad magnate and incredibly rich. So, he went to a gallery, showed them his work and they were enthusiastic about it and told him they'd exhibit them. He returns some time later, but the gallery owner by then found out that he was the 'son of' and told him that they couldn't show off his work anymore, because people might think that his dad had bribed the gallery into doing so.

In other words: it's not about the quality of the work, it's about who you are and what you know. And Hill's case is funny: too rich to be taken seriously. :roll: But if he'd been a 4-year old one-armed transsexual black Lithuanian he'd gotten in. :)

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ElevenBravo The Great wrote:
Yea but can you imagine sticking her? ooo I bet that was a site.


apparently, they get so crusty after a certain age.

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Allow me to pose the obvious yet disturbing question: where and how did you obtain such knowledge?

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i don't want to know the answer to that....

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My nanas got some friends. They came over, one thing led to another.

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lol. I bet they were all so hot for you. Maybe there's a market in that, selling your young body to old desperate women. Mm..

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