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lmao...and ppl call me a weirdo. :roll: I say let Dallas come to us, I'm not gonna go go kamikaze on a city full of gun-nuts. Besides, I'm pretty sure the friendly fire rating on the side of Dallas would be humungous, with that many guns and no military tactics. :P hehe. Armstrong is from Plano iirc...something or someone here has something to do with Plano...forgot what/who.

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oh, well, that's what I get for not giving a shit about cycling, I suppose. I live in Plano. lol. Ah well. As far as friendly fire...yea, you're probably right. But with the sheer volume of gunfire we'd be apt to eliminate all Belgians from the universe. Probably France and half of Canada too. *cough* That might just be wishful thinking on my part, though.

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As far as friendly fire...yea, you're probably right. But with the sheer volume of gunfire we'd be apt to eliminate all Belgians from the universe. Probably France and half of Canada too. *cough* That might just be wishful thinking on my part, though.


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Looks like population of Dallas is a little over 5x10^6, and Belgium is about 1.3x10^7. Dallas could still beat them though.


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lol...I see that it's an ardent issue. :roll: I will continue this game, of course. :) Belgian ppl are on average a few centimeters taller than your average Ameican, plus that some 1/3 of all Dallas citizens are overweight. :roll: Which means they'd fall down and suffer a heart attack before even reaching their guns. :P

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O yea, well, Belgians have face herpes so bad they wont be able to see us falling over and having a heart attack.

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Touché...I've been trying to get rid of that face herpes for a while now. Still, the crotch-ride was worth it. :)

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You want to know who 11b reminds me of? If not, I don't care. But unfortunatly 11b, i hate defile such a great man in this way ;)


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Man, I have the face of thousand people. Some people say I remind them of that space ranger guy on Toy Story. Lots of people think I look like the guy in Scream, the tall blonde guy that goes "My parents are going to kill me". My mother-in-law think I look like "Ed" that sitcom with the lawyer. So Bruce Campbell is a new one for me.

Damn Im sexy.

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Methinks 11B was conceived by a thousand dads! ;) I have attached further proof. Not really, but I had fun.


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LOL, 11b... did your mother go out spermfesting again? lol jk

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lol @ 11b's slutty mum + lol at Dallas Vs. Belgium.

I think Belgium will win, what with their special forces and firearms company Fabrique Nationale.

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ooo , mom jokes....your going there huh....ok I see how it is. I can kick it up a notch. At least my mom shaves her arm pits, takes a bath, and has all her teeth.

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You put up a good fight, but the evidence keeps stacking up man!


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Ahah! Your mom did darth vader!

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