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My Office Christmas Party Christmas Gift
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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My Office Christmas Party Christmas Gift
I got the BEST christmas present. This weekend we had my office christmas party. Everyone in the office drew names to see who we where going to get a gift for. Well, my friend and wifes friend, whos a girl, works with me and she drew my name. She went over the limit of $25 and got me 3 gifts.
#1 a mp3 arm band , holds your mp3 player while you run or workout
#2 a t-shirt that says " Im with stupid"
#3 a cardboard life size standup of George Bush LOL
Now, your asking yourself, why the cardboard standup? About 1 week ago my wife and I are at the mall and I see this George Bush cardboard standup at FYE and I tell my wife, " Hey I want that for Christmas". So now that I got it I have him standing tall and proud in my computer room scaring off terrorist. About 99% of my office is democrates so everyone thought it was funny. I had to keep an eye on GW all night to make sure the libs didnt throw him in the fireplace.
Heres some pics.
They made me close my eye while they brought it out. The girl in black on the right is my friend who drew my name.
Me and GW>everything and my mp3 arm band
Wife, Leader of the free world and me and me supporting "the gun" pose
Wife, terrorist slayer, and me again.
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:28 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Lmao, great pics and great gifts. I don't think I could think of a more appropriate gift for you than the cardboard Bush. What is it you do for a living again btw? Wife looking pretty, and your lady-friend is a hottie from what I can see of her.
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:49 am |
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tyranus
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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man, you are going to have some good looking kids you pretty bastards.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:07 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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watch out....I think he wants to seduce your kids.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:21 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol. Yeah, seducing unborn kids is legal over here. Euro decadence eh, gotta love it. All this somehow makes me think of a Simpsons convo, when Milhouse gets an earring.
Skinner: Young man, the school dress code specifically forbids the wearing
of earrings unless you're of Gypsy obstraction.
Milhouse: Well, uh, I'm a Gypsy.
Skinner: Oh, really! Prove it.
Milhouse: [imitating a vampire] Uh, I vant to suck your blood!
Skinner: Uh-uh, that's a vampire. But, uh, they're also covered.
Carry on.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:22 am |
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tyranus
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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you twisted freaks
lol@ the simpsons
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:53 am |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Are you hitting on me?
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:33 pm |
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tyranus
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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nope. i want no hairy assed man love thank you very much.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:46 pm |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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I am the network/computer admin for a law firm. That house is the lawyers house.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:50 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Ah, k. I was already wondering why the feck your workplace looked like a living room. Or why your colleagues were in your living room, either way.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:03 pm |
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J
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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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I was wondering who 11b looks like, maybe a bit of Armstrong (Lance, the cyclist), dunno he seemed a bit familiar.
And i think BJ is hitting on 11b's wife and Ox is hitting on her friend in black.
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:05 am |
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tyranus
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 am Posts: 2005 Location: Under my wife AND son's thumbs.. in essex! chavs! everywhere!!
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well, they are both hot
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:06 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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lol. Incorrigible, decadent Europeans. I'd hump the chick in black though. :p
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:13 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Hands off, she's mine. I got Euro-Decadence dibs on her. And J, it's not entirely impossible that 11b resembles LA, with Satis even living in his hometown. (tho he couldn't care less) Not to mention the amount of inbreeding...not sure how that would sprout an athlete such as LA, but my prejudice still stands!
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:19 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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huh? LA is from Dallas? lol...you realize there are as many people in Dallas as your entire country? Well, not that many, but it's significantly larger than most any city in Europe (with a few notable exceptions). So how about you bring your ass and your homies over here and we'll have a Dallas vs. Belgium fight. Bring your whole damn country. We'll beat you down and dance do-si-do on your combined faces. Then we'll eat your, rape your horses and ride off on the women.
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:24 am |
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