wtf?

wow, is target american? And could it be that they're selling something with the same name? BMLMLAAAAAHH

Check this out btw...funny commercial from Delta-Lloyd:

http://www.deltalloyd.nl/dlnl/actueel_d ... _tagon.jsp

delta-lloyd is an insurance company btw, in order to get the joke

Can't watch it here at uni, but I know it off course... class.

newest fatboy slim video, I like it. Kittens buying dope, nuff said.

link


And for the Dutch-speakers among us, a poem I saw in a class recently and liked..bitter sarcasm.

P.P.C.

Vaarwel, Clary. Ik wens u geen geluk.
Zoiets klinkt dom, bij hen reeds die het menen.
Gij hebt u goed verkocht. Maak u niet druk
over de rest: want àlle mensen wenen.

Uw huis was klein. Uw heer heeft het vergroot.
De bron van zijn fortuin heet niet te stelpen.
Uw roem wordt groot en duurt wel tot zijn dood.
Uw ziel is klein. Ik kon het niet verhelpen.

Uw lijf is goed. Gij zijt een mooie vrouw.
Gij zult uw heer veel mooie kindren baren.
Uw hart is nauw; gij blijft hem ook wel trouw.
Gij zult hoogstaan en goed uw naam bewaren.

Vaarwel, Clary. Mij zult gij niet meer zien.
Ik zal u mijden, zelfs tot in uw dromen.
Gij waart mijn droom, voor ik u had gezien.
Gij zijt uzelf. Ik minacht u volkomen.


E. du Perron (1899-1940)


Score!

*edit by Satis* fixed the retardedly long link.
*thinks about banning people from posting links

Did you mean that one of the dragons of the ents? The dragons one was kinda lame, the ents one was ok.

Like the title suggests, a quiz for the really bored (like me). Guessing the bra size of a 100 celebs.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5550

I scored a round 40/100...good enough for me. There were a lot of ppl in there I didn't know, and it's hard to make a guess without any visual hint. Sizes surprised me a few times too.

Yeah i've done that earlier, a lot of people unknown to me as well, and i'm not familiar with the american sizes either (32-34, we have 75-80 and such), so i mostly went for cupsize (A/B/C/D ..), scored somewhere around 40 as well i think.

82 pages and still on topic!!!!!!!!

Youve just broken it. ^^^^^^^^

And I just fixed it


I think this comic (altho the MMORPG setting may differ) might describes Satis and Shiny's current situation well. Other than that it might still be funny if you know a bit of World of Warcraft.

Lol, poor Satis

I thought this was worth a look as well: http://kamazutra.free.fr/metro/
(and no it has nothing to do with porn)

Lol, stupid Japanese... why don't they just put an extra carriage on?

I really liked this list of the most annoying things of 2004... espescially these:



And the number one:


Not that I often meet people described there, but I hate fucking diets and espescially all the "healthy", "diet" junk marketeers want to stuff through your throat.

lol@ Japanse...the police push ppl on trains? Man, I wish my police was that friendly. Diets are teh 1337 suck. Is it so hard for ppl to go out and do something instead? Even the person with the worst metabolysm (and even that's relative, if you're stuck in a place where there's no food you'd rather hold up fat than be a skinny fella) can be perfectly fine by eating normal food and doing some physical excercise once a week. Bleh. Weak-willed, I say!

TARA REID'S HIDEOUS NIPPLE The last time I saw a floppy misshapen monstrosity like that, I was eating a Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's.

-> Really, you've seen that? I thought she was kinda cute, but why did she need to blow up her boobs like that, stupid cow. (btw we need a puke-smilie)