I think soccer moms are the "average women"- group, our mom would prolly fit that description here in Europe. Living in suburbs etc. Not wealthy, not poor, but more to the wealthy side (i think, that's how i understood it).
There's been something about it on tv here, i believe they're also called "security moms" now since they think national security is or should be the main concern. Protect our children etc.

Soccer moms are annoying, self-centered bitches. They're the end result of all the preppy bitches that toed the party line in the 80s/early 90s, got married right out of highschool, and started making babies. They're the one that drive the huge mini-vans or SUVs, going either 10miles/hr under the speedlimit or 20 over, swerving into your lane or cutting you off. They're the ones who talk on their cell phones and always gossip because they have ruined their own lives and are too stupid to realize it.

hehe...at least, that's my take on the phenomenon. Soccer moms are an irritant.

Yes, overly supportive mom's who do nothing but talk about how great their children are . Talking about them in a way that seems to put down other kids. Yelling and screaming at sporting events. Having 25,000 stickers on the backs of their vehicle's with ever sport their son or daughter plays in. Basiclly, they are moms how dont work and dont have much else to do but be annouying.

But the question remains. Typically speaking, are they MILFs?

most soccer moms are MILFs, at least in that I would give them a hate screw they wouldn't forget for the rest of their natural lives.

BAM! BAM! BAM!

'I'll make you scream tonight and not be able to walk for 3 days, bitch!'

'yes Master Satis!'

ermm...anyway....the prototypical soccer mom is thin and in fairly good shape from working out at the local gym every day.

Wahey, nice convo.

You guys should log in to UO and talk to Viv... freaking... freakstress.

anyone seen/heard about Castro's dive? Have a laugh at the mini-photoseries here.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/ameri ... index.html

Too bad you have to subscribe for the video. Anyhoo, it made my day. Maybe i'm easily pleased. (scratch 'maybe')


EDIT: tnx for the explanation on soccer moms dudes

I would disagree with Satis. Most soccer moms are some what fatty and ugly. Maybe 20% of soccer moms are what Satis describes.

Maybe more like 2 in 10. Like if you where to go to a soccer game, 2 moms would be "humpable" and the rest.... no thanks.

This discussion reminds me of a song I once heard:


You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I’m different--now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
’cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they’re blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become volvo-driving soccer moms

cool song

lol, funny song Rinox, did your mom write it?


j/k

Sadly, no. Having a porn star for a mom would rock. Incidentially, I did play football (soccer) for a while, but my mom didn't have anything to do with that.

Thanks for that.

...ul castro!

What song is that? I like it *grin* Then again, and woman that would have sex with me and her sister is cool in my book.

er...you're welcome for the descriptives, everyone. Lots more where that came from.

I'm sure. Song was "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" (surprise) by Everclear. It's an ok song, if not remarkable.