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Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3334 Location: Belgium
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I think soccer moms are the "average women"- group, our mom would prolly fit that description here in Europe. Living in suburbs etc. Not wealthy, not poor, but more to the wealthy side (i think, that's how i understood it).
There's been something about it on tv here, i believe they're also called "security moms" now since they think national security is or should be the main concern. Protect our children etc.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:51 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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Soccer moms are annoying, self-centered bitches. They're the end result of all the preppy bitches that toed the party line in the 80s/early 90s, got married right out of highschool, and started making babies. They're the one that drive the huge mini-vans or SUVs, going either 10miles/hr under the speedlimit or 20 over, swerving into your lane or cutting you off. They're the ones who talk on their cell phones and always gossip because they have ruined their own lives and are too stupid to realize it.
hehe...at least, that's my take on the phenomenon. Soccer moms are an irritant.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:10 am |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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Yes, overly supportive mom's who do nothing but talk about how great their children are . Talking about them in a way that seems to put down other kids. Yelling and screaming at sporting events. Having 25,000 stickers on the backs of their vehicle's with ever sport their son or daughter plays in. Basiclly, they are moms how dont work and dont have much else to do but be annouying.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:07 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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But the question remains. Typically speaking, are they MILFs?
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:56 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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most soccer moms are MILFs, at least in that I would give them a hate screw they wouldn't forget for the rest of their natural lives.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
'I'll make you scream tonight and not be able to walk for 3 days, bitch!'
'yes Master Satis!'
ermm...anyway....the prototypical soccer mom is thin and in fairly good shape from working out at the local gym every day.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:10 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Wahey, nice convo.
You guys should log in to UO and talk to Viv... freaking... freakstress.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:48 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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anyone seen/heard about Castro's dive? Have a laugh at the mini-photoseries here.
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/ameri ... index.html
Too bad you have to subscribe for the video. Anyhoo, it made my day. Maybe i'm easily pleased. (scratch 'maybe')
EDIT: tnx for the explanation on soccer moms dudes
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Last edited by Rinox on Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:49 pm |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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I would disagree with Satis. Most soccer moms are some what fatty and ugly. Maybe 20% of soccer moms are what Satis describes.
Maybe more like 2 in 10. Like if you where to go to a soccer game, 2 moms would be "humpable" and the rest.... no thanks.
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:15 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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This discussion reminds me of a song I once heard:
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
Yeah, yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I’m different--now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
’cause when you need one, they are never around
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they’re blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become volvo-driving soccer moms
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Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:08 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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cool song
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:17 am |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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lol, funny song Rinox, did your mom write it?
j/k
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:45 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Sadly, no. Having a porn star for a mom would rock. Incidentially, I did play football (soccer) for a while, but my mom didn't have anything to do with that.
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:13 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7721 Location: Centre of the sun
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Thanks for that.
...ul castro!
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:32 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16661 Location: On a slope
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What song is that? I like it *grin* Then again, and woman that would have sex with me and her sister is cool in my book.
er...you're welcome for the descriptives, everyone. Lots more where that came from.
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:06 am |
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Rinox
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I'm sure. Song was "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" (surprise) by Everclear. It's an ok song, if not remarkable.
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:30 pm |
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