lol. Maybe we should put noisy chickens in every moron's backyard...would make for an effective anticonceptive, apparently.

anticonceptive?, err contraceptive? or am i just a little dumb! lol
either way, funny as hell story

you're right, Suga. Ox is the dumb one.

Anticontraceptive? That'd be like... some kinda... sperm... gun... thing. that is design purely for breeding armies of mass destr... i mean... population growth. Wait... that's bad too...

Heh, they call them "anticonceptive" in Dutch, hence the confusion. So get off my (extremely clever, sexy and hairy) back.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/con ... rdid=53502


That guy is hard-core! I can picture myself doing that...provided I have internet on there.

triple post, but bleh:


http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/content/ ... meset.html

pretty cool

57 years, what a tard. That other one is screwed up...it keeps nesting itself into a new frame without ever playing. But I think I've seen it, anyway. Yo momma showed it to me.

lol, my pc was in my attic, so i spent like 3 years up there...

My momma goes behind my back? lol@ mole. I don't wanna imagine how many days of my life i've wasted sitting in this chair. But that goes for a lot of things.

omg. That Ukranian, what a fucking smacktard.

Not funny, but fun, and tron fans will love it:

http://www.2flashgames.com/viewlink.php ... on/&id=849

Edit:

this too
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56561

That was both pretty ok...even if not remarkable.

Take the test!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personalit ... er_test.mv

I scored as follows:

Disorder Rating

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


More explanation on what I scored high on


Paranoid
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

Antisocial
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. They tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Narcissistic
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

lol@ narcissistic...if there's one Iw as certain if i'd score high on it's that one. Overall I'm fairly stable I suppose, because there's also a "very high" score iirc.

For the record; I filled in that test honestly. I'd like to see what you yobbos(ain't that a cool word) end up with. I got 5 bucks riding on Satis and narcissistic.

Hmm.. I don't have quite as many 'moderate' problems as you.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent:
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I looked up schizoid, and it doesn't fit me at all. Anitsocial and narcissistic do, but only the half about syptoms, not the extrapolation the make off of that.