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Minor Diety
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lol...but you need a gun to fend off an 11-yr old? better go with a lead pipe. Your hitting range will exceed theirs anyhoo, unless it's a really tall one.

Or place them under citizen's arrest. And commit some citizen's brutality.

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Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:08 pm
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Lol Satis, afraid of becoming sexually harassed by a 11 year old? :D

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Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:46 pm
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I think it's a childhood trauma. He told me when I was harassing him.

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"And commit some citizen's brutality" I like your thinking.
"He told me when I was harassing him" i stopped liking your thinking you homoflange.

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You're just jealous cos you didn't get a piece of Satis' ass first. :P

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http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html

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oh yes. oh god yes. That's going in the favourites. Damned forums whores will know about the rules now bitches.

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This is crazy.

This is a letter someone wrote to his operating system to break up with it. He's writing to windows as if it was his girlfriend.

http://www.xyzcomputing.com/index.php?o ... &Itemid=26

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Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:48 am
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Lol, nerd alert. :roll:

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Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:03 am
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hahaha, jesus, freakin' sicko. Even if everyone can relate to this piece:

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By October 25, 2001 more changes had come. Everyone told be how great the new you would be. I got so tired of hearing about how up to date, easy to work with, and slick looking you had become. That was all I could take. You changed so much that I didn't even know you any more. I really dug some of your new features but the old you, the you from 2000, could have done all this. So why did you have to change at all? I didn't want to upgrade you or make you into something you were not.



On another note, feast your eyes on this:

http://www.dvhardware.net/article.php?sid=2076

I vote Satis and 11b go back in the army and get their hands on this baby

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"Polygons (on-chip geometry engine) 150M tri/sec peak"
Sexy, how much can the latest normal graphics card handle?

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http://www.wagenschenke.ch/


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Lol, played that before, 58 meter.

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lol....nice card. And that game is great. I get about 60-70m before passing out. Seems about right. :)

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81m .. this isn`t realistic i can still walk a mile if totally utterly drunk

Mm would i be able to reach a mile with this game ..

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